FFT Online

Written by Crono

HeReTiC_1: Hey, anyone here online that I know?

CommonBoY: Ramza? That you, Ram-chan? It's me, Delita!

HeReTiC_1: ShHHHH!!! >_< Delita do you want the church to know that I'm here online?

CommonBoY: Oh, sorry!

SNOTvilleBoy: Eww, that commoner bastard Delita's here.

CommonBoY: Algus? Why you @##%# up piece of snot!

SNOTvilleBoy: Shut up you! Ramza, you are here too?

HeReTiC_1: shhhhh!!!! >_< Algus, get lost!

SNOTvilleBoY: ........but we're friends!

HeReTiC_1: I won't say it again, get lost!!

CommonBoY: Thanks, buddy.

HeReTiC_1: No problem, Delita.

MACHINEKID: Hey, Ramza!

HeReTiC_1: SSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!! I'm gonna get caught, Mustadio! >_<

MACHINEKID: heh heh...sorry! How's it going Delita?

CommonBoY: Pretty good, Mustadio! ^_^

MACHINEKID: I see that bastard Algus was here earlier.

SNOTvilleBoY: #### you, you smelly @$$ oily-bastard!

MACHINEKID: Oh yeah? Take this!

He plants a virus in Algus' computer. Nothing else is heard from Algus.

HeReTiC_1: Heh, heh, heh,

CommonBoY: *lol* ^-^.

THUNDA_GAWD: what's going on? Ramza?

HeReTiC_1: Shhhh!!! Damnit! >_<

THUNDA_GAWD: oh, sorry. How's it going, Delita, Mustadio?

CommonBoY: ??????????

MACHINEKID: ?

THUNDA_GAWD: oh, sorry, guys, it's me Orlandu.

CommonBoY: oh, sup?

THUNDA_GAWD: nuttin

MACHINEKID: how's olan?

THUNDA_GAWD: Little bastard. Wish I could give him up for adoption.

CommonBoY: Why?

THUNDA_GAWD: because it costs a lot to feed an extra mouth

MACHINEKID: So, why don't u?

THUNDA_GAWD: 'cause the agency wont accept him anymore. Too old I guess.

CommonBoY: * ^-^ *

MACHINEKID: Too bad, eh?

HeReTiC_1: costs that much to feed an extra mouth?

Fat_Ass_Squire: Hey, I hear food!

THUNDA_GAWD: Hi Rad

Fat_Ass_Squire: 'lo

CommonBoY: Hungry Rad?

Fat_Ass_Squire: Yeah! But only for a light snack, though.

HeReTiC_1: You're actually not hungry?

MACHINEKID: what do u have in mind?

Fat_Ass_Squire: Well..maybe a cookie

CommonBoY: Wow, only that?

Fat_Ass_Squire: and maybe 10 nutty bars

THUNDA_GAWD: whoah, easy boy!

Fat_Ass_Squire: and maybe some cake, 20 peanut butter and jelly sandwitches

HeReTiC_1: Yikes! I thought you said lite!

Fat_Ass_Squire: That is light!

CommonBoY: ^-^

MACHINEKID: So, have u snagged Lavian yet?

Fat_Ass_Squire: Naw...but I'll bet she and her hot sis Alicia dig me!

HeReTiC_1: yeah, Alicia's hot! Lavian is cute but silly

THUNDA_GAWD: Miss Alice is definatley a hot chick!

Lover-Boy: you guys talking about hotties? *drool*!

HeReTiC_1: Hi, David

CommonBoY: We're talking about hotties, alright, but u won't be interested in who we're talking about

MACHINEKID: We're talking about Alicia. Sorry to disappoint you, david

Lover-BoY: BLEAH!! Her? She's soooooooooo uncute! ^-^

Fat_Ass_Squire: What's wrong with you, doo-doo head! I'd love to poke her!

HeReTiC_1: Yeah, gimme a couple of minutes with her and she'll be beggin me for more!!

Lover-Boy: No way! Now, gimme 3 minutes with Cindy Crawford and....well you know ^-^

Knightess: You sick pervert, David!

Lover-Boy: I jes' knew you'd show up when I said that! Ur so jealous, Alicia!

Knightess: Of u? U wish, pervert! >_<

Lover-Boy: You know you want me 'Lis, but you can't have me cause ur butt ugly

5 minutes later, there was no reply

HeReTiC_1: uh, Alicia?

CommonBoY: I think someone's feelings are hurt! ;_;

Fat_Ass_Squire: I'm hungry!!!

THUNDA_GAWD: SHUT UP!!! HEY, CAPS AREN'T BAD! THINK I'LL USE 'EM

MACHINEKID: EH, don't you think maybe that was a little to hard on her, Dave?

THUNDA_GAWD: YEAH, ALICIA'S A BEAUTIFUL GIRL!!!

Lover-Boy: *sigh* I know that already! Hey, 'Lis, if ur there, I'm sorry.

Knightess: Now, why should I forgive a jerk like you?

Lover-Boy: Well, anything to get a pretty girl like u to smile ~_^

Knightess: 0_0 Reallly???

Lover-Boy: Yeah! In fact----hey, let's go to a private room, k?

Knightess: okay. U still have to apologize to me

Lover-Boy: No I don't! Look, jes go to the private room!

*Lover-Boy* and *Knightess* leave to private room 1.

CommonBoY: I luv those 2! ^-^

THUNDA_GAWD: YEAH, I THINK HE LIKES HER BIG-TIME!

MACHINEKID: NO, I think she likes him big time! Ag tells me that at home, she acts like she does!

Fat_Ass_Squire: How?

MACHINEKID: I guess she always talks about him, and she usually makes sure he doesen't conversate with cuties

CommonBoY: correction...she ALWAYS makes sure he dosen't flirt!

HeReTiC_1: CAUSE THEY BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER!

CommonBoY: ^-^ when will they admit it though!

THUNDA_GAWD: NEVER!

Toughie: Hello, kids!

THUNDA_GAWD: ?

Fat_Ass_Squire: ?

Toughie: It is I, Gaffy Gafgarion! Have I got a surprise for you!

HeReTiC_1: what do u want!

CommonBoY: >_< Go away!

Fat_Ass_Squire: \_/!!!

Toughie: I've planted a virus in this chat room! Ur computers willl explode in 2 minutes! Bye bye, kids!

*Toughie* logs off.

HeReTiC_1: I don't believe him!!! But, uh....I think I hear mommy calling me

*HeReTiC_1* logs off

CommonBoY: u don't have a mommy, dumbass....i don't believe it either, but uh, pops is calling me!

*CommonBoY* logs off

Fat_Ass_Squire: who cares? I'm to hungry to chat!

*Fat_Ass_Squire* logs off

THUNDA_GAWD: UH, HEY, I GOTTA GO FEED OLAN! SEE YA!

*THUNDA_GAWD* logs off

MACHINEKID: thought u pussies weren't afraid of a little virus! Then again, I think pops needs help in the shop

*MACHINEKID* logs off

No one is there to take the virus..except maybe...

SNOTvilleBoY: ha ha ha ha ha heh heh heh...I finally got back in! Too bad, eh Mustadio, a little virus ain't gonna do me in!!

Algus gets a message on the computer saying that the virus has taken it's place. The computer also displays the message "goodbye, computer" on the screen.

SNOTvilleBoY: ulp...........


Disclaimer: All characters copyright by Square and the story is copyright by me. Please don't bother suing, I can' t even afford a used car.


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