Written by Pretty Stalker
It's a heavy coat of crisco, and a pounded really flat, oh yeah
The buns are soaked in a big vat-o-fat, oh yeah
Didn't know how good I was
And then it is diseased with imitation cheese
And if you look really hard, you might even find the beef in
Greased Burger!
Go Greased Burger, you're thawing on the counter now
(Greased Burger, go Greased Burger!)
Oh Greased Burger, it's hard to think you came from a cow!
(Greased Burger, go Greased Burger!)
You are supreme
(uh huh!)
The kids'll scream!(oh yeah!!)
For Greased Burger!