Crono: Hello, Ramza, would you tell me about yourself?
Ramza: Oh, my god! Were you sent by Zalmo or the Church?
Crono: No, no no! Damn, you're paranoid...
Ramza: Oh, sorry..well, I'm blonde, adorable..I like pudding cups, especially chocolate, and I don't like Lavian.
Crono: Ok...so do you consider yourself popular?
Ramza: Well, sort of...I mean being a heretic does have it's advantages..
Crono: Such as...
Ramza: Hey, I get my face on posters that get put up all over the world! Now that's something!
Crono: (Uh, yeah..)So what type of girls interest you?
Ramza: I dunno..the people at Square never gave me a chick. The closest thing I had to a relationship was Delita.
Crono: Ugh...so does that mean you're gay?
Ramza: NO!!!! My boyfriend Delita is!
Crono: ......ohhhhhhhhhkay. Now, who do you despise most?
Ramza: I don't hate no one! Can't we all just get along? Gee wiz...there's so much violence in this poor world of ours and I say that if for one moment, we can join hands and put aside our differences, just for one day, no killlings and stuff, hopefully our world would be a much safer and better place for you, me, and our children! No more crimes, violence and....err, Crono?
Crono: Oh, yeah whatever you say. Okay, favorite person?
Ramza: That's better. Okay, my favorite person is Mustadio. He's really cool and stuff.
Crono: Why?
Ramza: 'Cause he got's those guns! And he likes to blow out cow brains for fun!
Crono: (Weird guy..) And do you have a secret crush on anyone?
Ramza: I used to think Rafa was cute...but now I think Agrias and Alicia are hot!
Crono: But I thought you said Delita was...
Ramza: Who says I can't like both???'
Crono: Oh no one of course! (damn freak.)
Ramza: Hee hee! I'm happy with my life! With cute buns like mine, who wouldn't be happy? Hee hee.
Crono: GAwd.....okay, "CUTE BUNS" last question: Did you really kill the Cardinal Draclau?
Ramza: WHAT???? OH MY GOD, YOU WERE SENT BY THE CHURCH TO HUNT ME DOWN, YOU BITCH!! OHHH MY GOD!!! HELP ME!! AAAH!! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU, DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Well. That's all I could get out of Ramza. Stay tuned for an Interview with other characters from our series. Coming soon!!