An Interview With Izlude Tingel

Interviewed by: Izlude Fan


[Interview with Izlude]

Me: So you are Izlude Tingel, correct?

Izlude: Yeah, why?

Me: I'm here to interview you.

Izlude: YAY! [Runs up to get interviewed]

Me: I heard you can say your name backwards. Is this true?

Izlude: Edulzi

Me: Okay. What is your favoirite food?

Izlude: Edulzi

At this point I knew Izlude had a low IQ I guessed it was near -10.

Me: What do you think of your father, Vormav Tingel?

Izlude: He's a stupid moron!!

At that point Vormav walked intot he room whit his sword drawn.

Izlude: AAAAHHH!!! [Wets his pants and runs]

Me: Your Vormav, right?

Vormav: Yes.. Why?

Me: I would like to interview you.

Vormav: NO!

Me: I'm afrad you have too...

Vormav: Why?

Me; Watch... [ A piano drops on Vormav] I'm writing this. I can even make Izlude beat you up. Vormav: Yeah right.[Izlude sudennly runs up to him and hits him with a club for a minute] OW!! Okay you win!! Go ahead!

Me: Okay. Why do you want to revive Ajora?

Vormav: I dunno. I just wanted to acomplish something in life.

Me: What do you think of Ramza?

Vormav: Nice guy. Just doesn't like the idea of reviving Ajora.

Me: Can you say your name backwards too?

Vormav: Vamrov.

Me: What do you think Izlude's IQ is?

Vormav: I think it's -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

Me: That sounds close enough. How did you come the conclusion that Izlude really did kill your hamster? [See the Tingels go camping]

Vormav: Actually I just needed to blame someone and since Izlude takes insults and beatings so well I thought he would be the perfect target.

Me: Whay not Meliadoul.

Vormav: I tried that but she then broke my armor, weapon, accessory, helmet and left me in my underwear.. IN PUBLIC!!!!

Me: And what did you do to marquis Elmdor when you found he killed your hamster?

Vormav: I gave him a special charm for his heart... An arrow magnet... HA HA HA!!! [If you didn't find this out Elmdor was hit my a stray arrow in battle, and died for a while,]

Me: Why didn't you just turn into that lion thingy and rip him apart?

Vormav: Too gory! I don't like seeing blood unless it's Ramzas. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Me: Would you mind if I had an interview with Meliadoul?

Vormav: No! Go right ahead!

Me: Thank you.

I Ran to Meliadoul's room as fast as I could. When I got there we were ready for the interview. Meliadoul: hello.

Me: Hello. Can you say your name backwards like Izlude and Vormav can? I'm beginning to thgink it's a talent.

Meliadoul: Luodailem

Me: How long did it take you to do that?

Meliadoul: 3 years.

Me: Wow! What is your favorite food?

Meliadoul: I like vegtables. Me: really? How do feek about Vormav?

meliadoul: When he's beating up Izlude I like him!

Me: Hmmm...

Meliadoul: I need to go to Riovanes catle with Izlude and dad. We're meeting Barinten. Weigraf is coming too. Bye!

Me: Oh... Don't go! And don't let Izlude go! Trust me!

Too late.... She left.

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