Interviewed by: Izlude Fan
[Interview with Izlude]
Me: So you are Izlude Tingel, correct?
Izlude: Yeah, why?
Me: I'm here to interview you.
Izlude: YAY! [Runs up to get interviewed]
Me: I heard you can say your name backwards. Is this true?
Izlude: Edulzi
Me: Okay. What is your favoirite food?
Izlude: Edulzi
At this point I knew Izlude had a low IQ I guessed it was near -10.
Me: What do you think of your father, Vormav Tingel?
Izlude: He's a stupid moron!!
At that point Vormav walked intot he room whit his sword drawn.
Izlude: AAAAHHH!!! [Wets his pants and runs]
Me: Your Vormav, right?
Vormav: Yes.. Why?
Me: I would like to interview you.
Vormav: NO!
Me: I'm afrad you have too...
Vormav: Why?
Me; Watch... [ A piano drops on Vormav] I'm writing this. I can even make Izlude beat you up. Vormav: Yeah right.[Izlude sudennly runs up to him and hits him with a club for a minute] OW!! Okay you win!! Go ahead!
Me: Okay. Why do you want to revive Ajora?
Vormav: I dunno. I just wanted to acomplish something in life.
Me: What do you think of Ramza?
Vormav: Nice guy. Just doesn't like the idea of reviving Ajora.
Me: Can you say your name backwards too?
Vormav: Vamrov.
Me: What do you think Izlude's IQ is?
Vormav: I think it's -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Me: That sounds close enough. How did you come the conclusion that Izlude really did kill your hamster? [See the Tingels go camping]
Vormav: Actually I just needed to blame someone and since Izlude takes insults and beatings so well I thought he would be the perfect target.
Me: Whay not Meliadoul.
Vormav: I tried that but she then broke my armor, weapon, accessory, helmet and left me in my underwear.. IN PUBLIC!!!!
Me: And what did you do to marquis Elmdor when you found he killed your hamster?
Vormav: I gave him a special charm for his heart... An arrow magnet... HA HA HA!!! [If you didn't find this out Elmdor was hit my a stray arrow in battle, and died for a while,]
Me: Why didn't you just turn into that lion thingy and rip him apart?
Vormav: Too gory! I don't like seeing blood unless it's Ramzas. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: Would you mind if I had an interview with Meliadoul?
Vormav: No! Go right ahead!
Me: Thank you.
I Ran to Meliadoul's room as fast as I could. When I got there we were ready for the interview. Meliadoul: hello.
Me: Hello. Can you say your name backwards like Izlude and Vormav can? I'm beginning to thgink it's a talent.
Meliadoul: Luodailem
Me: How long did it take you to do that?
Meliadoul: 3 years.
Me: Wow! What is your favorite food?
Meliadoul: I like vegtables. Me: really? How do feek about Vormav?
meliadoul: When he's beating up Izlude I like him!
Me: Hmmm...
Meliadoul: I need to go to Riovanes catle with Izlude and dad. We're meeting Barinten. Weigraf is coming too. Bye!
Me: Oh... Don't go! And don't let Izlude go! Trust me!
Too late.... She left.