Lines FF Tactics characters would never say.Created by Samantha Hodge (with help of course) The () symbols represent notesto the reader.Final Fantasy Tactics doesn't belong to me. It belongs to Square and whoever.
Ramza
Alma, did you know you actually have a sister?
I have a feeling you guys don't respect me.
Seph.. or... oth..., where are you? Opps, sorry, wrong game.
Hmm. Virgo
(the virgin) doesn't work with Alma. There's something I didn'tknow about Alma.
Screw honor.
Why does everyone expect ME to do everything?
I won't say this again! I am NOT a lost
Hanson!!!!!!!!!
DOH!!
Mustadio
Yo, yo! Waz up my homies?
So this doohickey screws in this
thingamajig...
I've decided to give up this machinery bullsh** and become a sumo wrestler.
I'm not
mad! You simply don't understand my genius.
Da**, I was hoping to forward Tifa.
Meliadoul
Does
this robe make me look fat?
Hey dad! Know why Virgo won't work? Because you're a Leo you
dolt!
::Sexily, while playing with the button that holds her robe on:: Hey Ramza,wanna see
something?
So, you're the one who killed my brother. Thanks.
Personally, my favorite music is
Marilyn Manson.
When I'm fighting, humans avoid me. I don't know why.
Agrias
We have to rescue
the princess... Ah, screw it.
Do we have to go now?! My nails aren't dry yet
Evanescence, what
does that mean???
Well I hope that Ovelia b***h is happy.
:Singing:: Every boy every girl, spice up
your life. People of the world,spice up your life.
BELCH!
Ya know, I've decided that evanescence
isn't really a sad word after all.Mainly because I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FU** IT
MEANS!!!! (Oh, for all of you to lazy to look it up, evanescence (n.) is a form ofevanescent (adj.),
which means fading quickly.)
Beowulf
Da** Reis, I forget how sexy you were.
In the name of upper
faces everywhere I will punish you!
::To Ramza:: You're not a girl? Bye!
Why does Orlandu get to
have all the honor?! I kick ass too.
Reis
O.K., I'll come with you. But remember, no means no.
::Sarcastically:: Oh thank you Beowulf for changing me from a cool dragon tosome dorky Dragoner!
Oh, Beowulf, I've taken all your money, everything you own and been having anaffair. Hope you
don't mind.
How the he** does one attack with a BAG?! I have same question about theprotection
power of a ribbon.
Orlandu
:Singing:: I am the champion, I am the champion.
YES! VIOLENCE!
You know, in my day, we didn't have these new fangled guns. We had to walk 15miles to find a
shop that sold swords, and even then we had to worry about ifthey had any!
Luke.. I mean Ramza.
I'm just as active as I was when I was your age, uh....... I think I'm havinga heart attack.
Delita
Oh
my god! Algus killed Teta!! Oh well, who cares?
So I slept my way to the top. What's wrong about
that??
I have this strange feeling that not a lot of people like me.
Everyone's b***hing at me just
because I used people to get the top and hurtpeople dear to me. I have needs too ya know.
Ovelia
Fu** off. Delita, I've become a lesbian.
Delita no baka!
Delita, the ONLY reason I married was for
the sex. And believe me, I've beensorely disappointed. Give me another beer.
Rafa
Don't dismiss me. PLEASE DON'T DISMISS ME!!!! I need money. Agrias took my lunch money
Malak
Don't
dismiss me. PLEASE DON'T DISMISS ME!!!! (Yeah I know, I put the sameline twice. But it fits
here too. ^_^ )
So I risk my life for you Rafa, and what thanks do I get? You're stillconstantly
b***hing at me and no tip!
Worker 8 Command: Beat up Mustadio; rejected. Command: Beat up Ramza; accepted.
