Sung by Male Knight instructor and squire trainees
Let's get down to buisness
To defeat Nanten
Did they send me chemists
When I asked for squires?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a knight out of you
Tranquil as a forest
"Butt" on fire with
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got battle boots
Somehow I'll make a knight out of you
SQUIRES:
Robbins: I'm never gonna catch my breath
Goodman: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Baker: Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym
Flansburg: This guy's got 'em scared to death
Casia: Hope he dosen't he dosen't mind a girl in here
Rad: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
*Squires: (Be a knight)
Knight: We must be swift as the wild chocobo
Squires: (Be a knight)
Knight: With all the force of a thousand lancers
Squires: (Be a knight)
Knight: With all the strength of a black mage's fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us
Till Nanten arrives
Heed my every order
And you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a knight out of you?
*Chorus*
Vocals: Male Knight instructor Background Vocals: Squire Trainees Robbins, Baker, Flansburg, Goodman and Casia.