Written by Cidolfus Orlandu
Duke Nukem sipped his drink and stared at the dancing lady on the stage. Just then a young man with a bobtail, shades, a black leather trenchcoat, yellow laceup shirt, blue worker jeans and pouches on his pants walked in. On him was two semi automatic 'Bolt Pistols' a machine gun, and a machete and a shotgun in hand. He raised the shotgun at Duke and shot off a round. Duke dodged the pellets and ducked behind the stage. The young man followed suit. People scattered in panic as the young shooter jumped on the stage and pointed the shotgun at the man. He was gone, leaving the warrior to wonder. He looked around with his dibilitator shades. (He can see X-ray, Infrared, ultraviolet, and heat radiation with them) There was no one in the bar except him and the huddled stripper. He looked under the bar and the bartender was shaking hysterically.
Next place the boy warrior looked was the personal room.
Duke went out of hiding and went into the personal room. He placed a quarter by the phone and the light went on. The young shootartist was sitting there with the phone in his hand and the shotgun in his lap.
"Hello, stud. Take your pick-burial or cremation."
Duke pulled out a handgun but the young man was quicker. He shot the shotgun and Duke flew back against the wall.
Police arrived to see the bloody letters- MiB.
"Who the hell!"
Meanwhile in a warehouse in Magic City Gariland, a woman in a Sailor Moon outfit struggled with the ropes. She screamed but there was a gag in her mouth. There was the sound of footsteps near by. A handsome young silver haired man in black appeared next to her. In his hand was the Masamune. His aquamarine eyes glowed in the darkness of night. He knelt before her, slung her over his shoulder and carried her out of the warehouse. A man in a brown cloak and Holy Swordsman armor walked up to them.
"Mind me asking but is that a woman you're kidnapping?"
"Get lost!"
"No...0///////////{}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ICEWOLF BITE!!!!!!!"
The attack hit the silver haired man and the sailor girl. She passed out from the pain and he ran away. The old Holy Swordsman untied her and removed the gag. He scooped her up and carried her in his arms.
She woke up in a strange room, with a quilt covering her. Her wounds were covered and there was hot tea next to her. She sat up and looked around. The room was lit with candles and the fire was crackling in the fireplace. She stood up but the pain in her leg caused her to fall. She crawled to a chair and sat down in it. The door opened and the old Holy Swordsman walked in with a tray of hot steaming food. She saw the man and stayed calm as he placed the tray on the table.
"Are you okay, milady?"
"Y...yeah. I'm fine..."
"The wound on your leg will heal in due time. Is there anything you need?"
"Yes...I need...Mustadio..." She said, bowing her head.
The Holy Swordsman sat down in a chair and started making conversation.
Mustadio stormed into the warehouse in Gariland Magic City and smelled the air. He raised the shotgun and looked around. The lights were dim and the the debilitator shades were picking up something in the shadows. Just then, the shotgun was kicked out of his hand and he was knocked on the ground. He looked around and saw the silver haired man that took his high school sweetheart, Sidney Highwind, Cid's daughter. He drew out his Masamune and held it up to Mustadio's neck. Mustadio took out a knife and threw it at the guy. It got him in the stomach and he dropped his Masamune. Mustadio grabbed the guy by the hair and looked into his aquamarine eyes.
"WHERE IS SHE, SEPHIROTH!!!???????"
"I don't know...."
"BULLSHIT!!! TELL ME!!!!!!!"
"Some old guy in Swordsman armor took her. He had the Excalibur!"
Mustadio took his bolt pistol and shot Sephiroth in the head. He holstered the bolt pistol, picked up the shotgun and headed out.
"Orlandu..."
Olan walked into the room and saw the sleeping Sidney in the bed. He placed the pan of water next to the bed and uncovered the blanket. She woke up and he smiled.
"Relax, miss. I'm going to patch up your wound. the bandage is getting bloody."
"Who are you?"
"I'm Olan. Here, sip some wine."
"Thank you."
Olan patched up the wound and left. Orlandu opened the door and saw Sidney cover herself up with the quilt and fell asleep. He closed the door and walked down the hall.
Mustadio knocked on the door to Lesalia Castle and Olan answered it.
"Mustadio, what brings you here?"
"Where's Sidney?"
"The female sailor? She's in here."
Olan led her up into the room where she was sleeping. He woke her up.
"Mustadio..."
"I'm sorry for what happened in Rocket Town. Can you forgive me?"
Just then...
"Arm Aim....*BANG*"
Olan and Sidney looked out the window to see Mustadio on a rope tied to a helicopter, flown by Cid. Sidney looked over at the shot Mustadio. He turned into a Lich and threw a magic spell at the helicopter. The helicpoter got out of the way and Olan cast Galaxy Stop at the Lich. It stopped and gave the real Mustadio time to burst in the room and shoot the evil undead wizard with his machine gun. The lich disolved in a red mist and cleared away.
Mustadio and Sidney turned around to see Orlandu standing there. Orlandu kissed her hand and smiled.
"I hope you two get along."
Mustadio hugged Sidney and they jumped into the helicopter. Cid looked back at the two.
"What are you going to do with all that freaking hardware? Can you kiss her without shootin' off one of yer guns?"
Mustadio and Sidney laughed. He looked into her eyes and saw the calmness in them. She leaned forward and kissed him in the cheek. Mustadio wasn't in perticullar in such kinds of kisses. He swept her off her feet and kissed her wildly. Cid looked back and smiled sarcastically.
"Mind the tongue." He said.
The helicopter flew into the sunset...