(Dressed in fancy clothing, Capricorn, Lavian, Alicia, "the three female knights" Chrono-Chan, David the male knight, Ovelia, Laura-Chan, and Agrias walks up to the strip bar door.)
Agrias: Hey! Where's Ramza, Delita, Mustadio, Maverick, fat-mouth Rad, snot-nosed Algus, Izlude, and the others?
Ovelia: I heard they were already inside...
Laura-chan: They better be, just hope that they're not part of the strip-show.
Ovelia: Hopefully not!! If I found out that Delita was a stripper, I'd---
Agrias: Cool it! We'll find out where they are when the show starts. Now, let's go! It starts in a few.
(The gang walks into the bar extravaganza and wait to be seated. Flashing strobe lights fill the air and spot lights shine in the stage. A man with with slicked-to-the-side blonde hair wearing only red silk Joe Boxers walks up to the gang.)
Man: This way, please...
Ovelia: ALGUS?!? Where are the other guys?
Algus: (takes another glimpse of the stage) You better be gald you have front row seats. Hurry! The show is about to start!
Ovelia: Somthing doesn't smell right--
Agrias: Must be Rad!!
Alicia: See, David? We got front row seats, you numbskull!
David: Hey! Be quiet! I', hotter than ANY of those other male strippers-!
Alicia: In your dreams, stupid!
David: Admit it! Your heart is screaming out for me! Let me make your night!!
(Alicia slaps David hard across the face, while the others sit where Algus had led them, which was right in front of the stage. Another man wearing white silk boxers with little red kissy lips on it walks to the table. He straightens up the tight playboy ribbon around his neck and brushes a few brown bangs out of his eyes. Laura-chan drops her jaw, drooling.)
Man: Anybody for a drink before the show?
Laura-chan: IZLUDE!!!! What in heaven's name are you doing!?!?!
Izlude: Hey, calm down! The others are around...your in for a great night!
Chrono: Woohoo!! I'm hopin' to see some hot men t'night!! Gimme a brandy!
Ovelia: Gimme the strongest Jack Daniels ya got!!!
Izlude: (jots down the orders, then stares at Ovelia) Ar eyou sure? It'll make you drunk as hell.
Ovelia: Hell yeah!!!!
Izlude: Okay then. Anybody else want anything to drink?
(The others nod as Izlude puts away the pen/paper tablet and walks off. He suddenly brings back Chrono's bottle of brandy and Ovelia's mug of Jack Daniels. Ovelia takes the mug and gulps down the beer. Izlude, boxers and all, climbs to the stage and grabs the microphone. The lights dim and a spotlight is on him.)
Izlude: Helloooo ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our special edition of the strip club!! Nope! It's not Chip N' Dales, but it's The Monty! With sizzling guests! Ladies, please remember to keep that drool in your mouth, cause here it goes!
David: The Monty? Sounds like a bunch of gay-wads ta me-
Alicia: Shut up, David!
Lavian: (fidles with her hair) Shh, you two! The show's about to start.
(As the lights go out, Izlude steps to the side and raises a curtian. Wild music begins to play and strobe lights flicker in every direction. Four men then walk out on the stage, wearing crazy costumes. One man with short brown hair slicked back iswearing a navy blue police officer oufit, along with a cap. Ovelia shot her eyes open and spewed out her beer. Another man with short blonde hair down to his ears came out wearing a James-Bond outfit. Laura-chan gazes him dreamily. The third man had short blonde hair also, but was slicked back. He wore a knight's cape, holding a sword in his hands. The last guy, yet another blonde, walks out in fur clothing, like a caveman. His hair was put up in a ponytail and he had a spare toy gun in one of his fur coat pockets. He held a club in his hands. Agrias started to drool. Izlude steps back in front of the male squad, microphone in hand.)
Izlude: And here is our four men! Let's introduce them!!
Lavian: Finally...
(Izlude skips in his kissy-lip boxers and stands beside the police officer guy)
Ovelia: They look familiar, TOO familiar.
Chrono-chan: (sips her brandy) We'll know who they are for sure and if we know then or not. (Starts to stare at the male knight)
Izlude: And out first contestant is...(points the mic at the policeman)
Man: Delita Hyral
Ovelia: HOLY @!*&!!!!
Lavian: Hey, he looks pretty hot--
Ovelia: HE'S MY HUSBAND!!!!!! You do have a point there though, Lavian. He does look hotter in that outfit. (giggles)
(The audience applauds for Delita)
Izlude: The second contestant is...(points the mic at the James-Bond figure)
Man: Beoulve, Ramza Beoulve
Laura-chan: WOAH! What a hunk!!
(The audience applauds for Ramza)
Ramza: Thank ya! Thank ya!
Izlude: For our third contestant, we have--
Knight: Maverick Lewensky
Capricorn: ACK!! Now MY husband is up there!!!
(The audience applauds for the knight, Maverick.)
Izlude: Anf the fourth AND last contestant is... (skips over and points the mic at the caveman)
Man: Mustadio Bunanza
(The audience is silent)
Mustadio: Suck-ups!! (throws down his club)
Agrias: So HERE'S where the guys were at.
Lavian: We are missing one person though...
Ovelia: (drunk-sounding) Fat-mouth Rad!! *hiccup!* How dry AM I??