Prologue
:::the scene opens in midgar, with cloud, barret, biggs, wedge, and jessie
about to hop off the train:::
Wedge: :::jumps off and lands on his feet:::
Biggs: :::does the same:::
Jessie: :::does the same, the three run off:::
Cloud: :::jumps off and lands face on the ground::
Barret: :::jumps off and lands feet first on cloud::: Get up, foo!
Cloud: Ugh...:::takes potions from downed guard after barret leaves:::
Guard: :::Gets up::: HEY! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO USE THOSE POTIONS!
Cloud: Oh crud...:::gives guard potions back::: There.
Guard: Thanks! :::shows other guards the potions and all three guards run off:::
Other Downed Guard: Hey! Wait! :::Dies::: Drat.
(inside the number 1 reactor)
Barret: Take this bomb, foo! We gonna set it off and blow up this reactor, foo!
Cloud: Shut up. After this mission im outta here.
:::the two go further into the reactor:::
Cloud: So. Should we mind that thing that looks like a mechanical scorpion with a tail laser near the save point?
Barret: No, Foo. That thing wont work for a million years.
:::the two use the save point then go further into the reactor:::
Barret: Now set the bomb, foo!!
:::cloud sets the bomb:::
Cloud: You hear something?
Barret: Notta thing.
:::the guard scorpion attacks:::
Cloud: Bolt!
Barret: Bolt---oh wait I cant equip materia yet cuz im a clumsy foo.
:::shoots guard scorpion::
:::the guard scorpion puts its tail up:::
Cloud: Barret, be careful. It's gonna counterattack with its laser. Attack while its tail's up!
Barret: If its gonna counterattack with its laser, then why should we attack it?
Cloud: Oops. I mean don't attack while its tails up!
:::the guard scorpion uses tail laser anyway:::
Barret: Heres another mine, foo!
Cloud: :::runs around a lot, and eventually there are two bombs; one set on the guard scorpion and one on the reactor:::
Barret: 10 minutes till Detonation, foo!
:::the two get out in two minutes, and the guard scorpion follows the group like the way that FF8 boss in Dollet does:::
Cloud: Ahh!!!
Barret: Shu'up, chicken wuss.
:::Seifer from ff8 comes in:::
Seifer: Thats my line!! :::casts a bunch of magic on barret and leaves:::
Barret: Shu'up, wussy foo.
Cloud: See this huge sword? If I were a wuss I wouldnt be able to lift it, so Im not a wuss!
Barret: Yeah you are, foo, and I dont know how you're holding that sword wit those wussy little arms of yours!
Cloud: That's what Mr. T said!
End of Prologue.