"24 tickets to Titanic please." Cecil said, counting the people seeing Titanic.
"Leonardo Dicrapio, that's what they should call him!" Cid Highwind yelled amongst the giggly girls
behind him.
"Hush, Cid." Aeris said, straightening her Dicaprio shirt.
"It's the damn truth! I hate the guy's guts! Why couldn't we see Armageddon or Starship Troopers?
Now, those are movies. We all know how Titanic ends. The damn ship goes down."
"Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us!" Rydia yelled.
Kain walked to Cid and said, "Let's sneak to see Starship Troopers, k?"
"Who's all going?"
"Orlandu, Mustadio, Cloud, Barret, Vincent, Cecil, me, Ramza, Delita, Beowulf, um...Edgar and Setzer. Are
you game?"
"Sure, I don't want to drown in a see of tears."
Kain went into the crowd and whispered to the men that Cid was in. When they went to the popcorn
stand, The guys told their dates that they were getting popcorn. The ladies all went into the theater where
Titanic was being shown at except Agrias. She went to get a pepsi and some Sour Patch Kids. As soon as
Agrias was gone, Mustadio and Cloud bust out laughing.
"We're going to a gore-a-thon!" Mustadio yelled.
"Keep it down, pipsqueak!" Cecil said, pulling out Starship Trooper tickets. "You want us to get caught?"
"They can get their own soda. What do you want?"
The guys got their pops and snacks and went into the Starship Troopers theater. The movie screen was
showing previews so it was dark enough to sneak in and not get caught. The preview of Lethatl Weapon
4 was playing and the guys were cheering.
"That Mertaugh and Riggs." Cid said.
Barret looked at the door.
"Do you think we should get back to the theater wit' da ladies?"
Kain threw popcorn at him.
"No! We're going to lose our lunch if you mention Titanic and Leonadso Decapitate-me-over again."
Meanwhile in the theater where Titanic was being shown at, Shera looked at her glow in the dark watch
and looked at the door.
"Should we see what's going on?" She said to Aeris.
"Those guys. They'll be here."
"It's been 15 minutes. I'll get Tifa and the others and we'll look for them."
At the Starship Troopers theater, Johnny Rico and Dizzy Flores were in the shower scene.
"WE GOT HOOTERS!" Cid couldn't help but shout.
Cloud and Mustadio laughed until they shot pop out of their noses. The others laughed. Kain bopped
Cid in the back of the head.
"Shhh, keep it down! I see Aeris over there by the door." Delita said.
"Did we remember the emergency dressup kits?" Cecil asked.
Aeris, Tifa, Agrias, Yuffie, Rosa, Rydia, Celes and Terra looked around for the guys. They saw a bunch of
girls and guys that looked familiar.
"Cloud?"
"No," Cloud said, in a woman's voice. "I'm Angela and this is my date, Bobby." He said, hugging Cecil.
"Cid?" Shera asked.
"*AHEM* I'm Misty. This is my date, Ricky." Cid said hugging Kain.
The women left and the others got out of the womens and business guy suits.
After Starship Troopers, the others had enough time to catch the rest of Titanic. They snuck in and sat
down across the theater from the girls. After Titanic, the girls met the guys at the popcorn stand.
"Where were you?" Rosa said as Cecil stepped out.
"We were in there."
"Yeah, we was in there." Cid said.
"How do you explain the lipstick!?" Shera yelled.
"Uh, it's Skittle dye."
On the way to dropping off the others, Agrias turned to Mustadio and asked.
"How'd you like the movie?"
"It was sad. I cried. Dizzy Flores died."
"Dizzy Flores!? The girl's name was Rose and Jack was the one who died."
"*GULP*"
"Oh?" Shera asked, putting her hands on her waist and looking at Cid.
"You were at the Starship Troopers theater, Angela!!" Aeris yelled.
"I told you we should have seen Armageddon." Edgar whispered to Orlandu.