Mustadio, Cid Highwind, Sephiroth and Orlandu were standing at the bus stop when the bus pulled up. Just then,

Miss Oaks, the ugly as hell bus driver screamed, "GET IN!!!"

"Hey guys, have you seen my Halloween costume? It's cool!" Orlandu said.

"Can't be as cool as mine." Mustadio said.

Sephiroth looked at them and smiled.

"Muffle muffle muffle" Sephiroth said to Cid.

"That's what you're going to be? Mine's going to kick ass."

"What are you going as, Cid?" Mustadio asked.

"That's none of your fraggin' business, spoohead!" Cid screamed.

Cloud, Ramza, Meliadoul and Beowulf walk in the bus with bags of stuff from the mall.

"Hey, ya hear? Aeris is throwing a big Halloween party." Cloud said to Cid.

"What are you going as?" Mustadio asked.

"I know! I know!" Cid screamed, "A woman!"

"Har har, Cid." Cloud said, blushing.

"We'll just wait and see." Orlandu said as the bus stopped to let Sephiroth off. Just then the Space Station Mir fell on him.

"OH MY GOD!!! YOU KILLED SEPHIROTH!!!!" Mustadio screamed.

"YOU BASTARD!!!" Beowulf screamed.

The bus left the bloody mess that was Sephiroth behind.

That night, at Aeris's...

Aeris walked into the room dressed as a princess, when Cloud, dressed as a woman walked in. Cid walked in dressed as Bill Clinton.

"Hey, baby, wanna go to the Oval Office and do a little Presidnetial Crisis thingy?" Cid said in his best Clinton voice.

Cloud cringed. Just then Orlandu walked in dressed as Beowulf and Beowulf walked in dressed as Orlandu.

"This beard feels funny." Beowulf said.

"Don't mess it up, spoohead."

Reis walked up to 'Beowulf' and nuzzled up to him. The real Beowulf got jealous. Cecil and Rosa walked in dressed as Robin Hood and Marion. Cid walked up to Rosa.

"Hey, baby wanna dance?"

Rosa kicked him in the nuts but the sound of metal rang through the party and Rosa held her foot. Cid laughed like Clinton and walked away.

"Metal Johnson protector?" Mustadio aka Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem 3D) asked, walking up to him.

"Well, everyone's here, except Edgar and Sabin."

Just then, the lights went dim and Sabin walked in dressed as Boris Yeltsin and started speaking shitfaced to the guests. Cid walked up to him and held out his hand.

"Hello, Yeltsin, didn't recognized you sober."

"!@#$%^&*&^#!@^&%@*" Sabin said in a vodka stupor.

Edgar walked in, dressed exactly like Alucard Farenheights Tepes (Castlevania fame), he even had the white skin and eyes of Alucard. The women looked at him with goo-goo ga-ga eyes while the men got green with jealousy. Cid walked up to him and looked under Edgar aka Alucard's cape.

"Where's Monica?"

Edgar smiled. The party went on. It was time for the costume judging contest and Shera and Tifa was the judges. The finalists walked to the wall. They were Sabin, Edgar, Beowulf, Orlandu, Cid and Ramza (Dressed as Adolf Hitler- Cartman joke) Shera smiled and whispered who she liked in Tifa's ear. tifa nodded until Sephiroth's voice rang through the house.

"IIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMM HHHHHHEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!" Sephiroth came in dressed as Little Bo Peep and Jenova walked in dressed like a sheep. Cid walked up to him with two cigars.

"Come with me and I'll shave your sheep."

Sephiroth kicked him 'there' and grabbed his foot. Cid walked back to the wall. Just then, Rufus came in dressed as Kenneth Starr. Cid panicked and ran away with Rufus right behind him. Scarlet followed dressed like Hillary Clinton.

"Well, we better put the prize on someone else." Shera said.

"the winner is... ALUCARD!!!" Tifa said, kissing Edgar on the cheek. Shera, Aeris, Rosa, Rydia, Terra and Cecles followed suit.

Cid ran by with Buddy on his ass and Scarlet and Rufus running after him

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!" He screamed.