Welcome, you little scums! Here are the letters I recieved from June up til September seeing as how you brats practically sent me nothing during that time, so HAPPY READING, DAMNIT!
9/13/99-----Man! Talk about delayed stuff. Geocties can be so nuts sometimes...Anyway, I finally forced myself to read these piece of crap letters and it appears that I'm a bit behind in response (Dont like it, kiss my ass!) Okay, lets see what we got here first...a letter from...Samantha Hodge(s) Again??? Man!!! Lets see what new insults she has for me today.
Dear Mustadio,
Hi! Remeber me? Well, I'm writing again cause, well, damn it's fun! I just
have one thing to say. You shouldn't be so cynical cause Ramza doesn't lov
ya. Oh come on, I know you have a crush on him, let it out.
(P.S. Is there EVER going to be anything other RPG fanfics other than the FF
ones?)
First of all, how many times are you going to write to me? Are you harrassing me or something?? Do you harbor a secret little crush I should know about? If so, don't waste your time, little girl, I'm not interested. Perhaps next time, I'll bet your gonna send me a love letter...ha ha ha ha. Anyway, I too find it fun when morons like you write just to get a stupid answer even though you all know I'm intolerant to little brats lke you. And yes, I do have lots of fun giving out responses. Second of all, who the hell is gonna be stupid enough to fall for Ramza?? Third to the P.S., what the hell do I look like, the owner of this page? That's Crono's shit. however, you have sparked the idea for a possible take over of this page...I shall rule it all!!! MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
9/12/99-----Heeeeeeeeeeere we go with the second letter of the day...from Ovelia again? Darnit, why is everyone harrassing me so much! Anyway, lets see what she wants this time.
Dear Mustadio,
Where did you get the idea that Ramza is a Fag? I don't
really understand. I play Final Fantasy Tactics whenever I get the chance and
I have never seen and fag motions...EVER! So, if you think you know fir a
fact that Squaresoft made Ramza a fag then you can say it all you want and I
won't question you. If you do find the time then find this information. Thank
you.
Aaaaaaaggg...I'm gettin so sick of them letters asking me why I think Ramza's a fag...can't a guy have an opinion?? Obviously, you don't play FFT too much otherwise you'd notice it. Perhaps you should get those sorry ass senile eyes of yours checked, sweetie, cuz to me, Ramza look very much like one! Square soft doesn't have to tell me jack-sh*t. It doesn't take a damn moron to see what a fag Ramza is himself. I'm smart of course and can figure this stuff out, but you are a girl. Second of all, what the hell do yu want me to do? Research taht fact? Hell no, what the hell do u think this is, school? I don't do labor for free and I certainly don't have the time to look up that info, but since you have so much free time on your hands to write this piece of crap letter, why don't you get on your but and FIND IT YOURSELF!!
9/12/99-------And the letters keep pouring in like sh*t fresh from the ass. Here we go again with another letter from *rolls eyes dramatically* Jessica Hodge (ssssssss). Let us see wht this little brat and her one-man-army sister want from me this time.
Dear Mustadio
Yes, I'm writing to you yet again. Alright, so I'm bored. But... why don't we
put this behind us? I'm willing to forget if you are.
Oh, another question: Why do you act like Algus on a good day?
Damn, so that's why all these kids write to me...thier bored out of thier friggin minds! Why don't you kiddies next time ruin someone else's day or play with your Barbies/GI Joes next time? Anyway, I do not act like that SOB Algus on a bad day. Algus is nuts compared to me. And I usually have good days except when I get bombarded with mail from little creetans like you. It just totally ruins my day. And Besides, can't you tell i"m having a wonderful day, with the exception of the mail? Ha ha ha...trust me you dont want to see me on a Bad day, honey, it's like planting a gun in the hands of a girl on PMS...only 10 times worst.
9/12/99-------Only one more friggin letter and then I can relax...damn kids. This one is from somone by the name of
Dear Mustadio
R U a natural blonde?
Okay, first of all, what kind of name is Pinchy? Does that symbolize your behavior or perhaps do you like to "pinch" other stuff (hint hint, you knwo what I mean). Anywho, that's your business. I'm a natural blonde, okay? If your a guy, then back off man, I don't swing that way. Ramza is a blond as well and swings more in your direction, so go for him. As for me, I do not have piss stained hair, it's all natural damnit! Oh, by the way, learn to spell next time. If you can't, let me recommend hooked on phonics. Its' a great program for illiterate morons like you.
7/27/99------GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SUNSHINE! Right...anyway wow, people are sure writing to me more often than I thought! Ah-hyuck! Today's letter comes from someone called DanaLee296 asking me some odd questions...what? Well it's not my fault everyone who writes to me is a reject!
Dear Mustadio,
I have a question for you, Mustadio.... Why is it that Ramza
didn't get paired up with anyone? I mean, come on!! Ramza and Agrias make the
best couple.... Sorry if I hurt your feeling, but that's what I think. Also,
and as for Delita and Ramza being gay **shudder**, I don't think they are,
because in a story called Fire Light in RPGamer, YOU kissed Ramza, and Ramza
pulled away. Also, why would Delita had married Ovelia if he was gay?
*Sigh*....how many times do I have to repeat myself about the Ramza subject...HE'S FRIGGIN GAY OKAY??? I mean, he's caught in gay bars often with Delita, watches Ricky Martin's "La Vida Loca" music video over and over and acts like a little faggy! What more evidence do you want??? He and Agrias don't belong...she's MINE YOU HEAR ME YOU LITTLE PUNK? And Feelings? What are feelings might I ask? As for RPGamer and thier story, THE AUTHOR CAN LET A FIRE ANT CRAWL UP HIS/HER ASS FOR ALL I CARE!!! Let me remind you as well that Delita only married Ovelia for well, you know...remember his famous saying? It goes something like this..."It's good to be king!" 'Nuff said!
7/19/99-----HI HI YOU LITTLE CRITTERS OF NATURE!! It's been a while since I last got a little letter, but you can all flame the yahoo geocities people for it. In my opinion it can----what? Oh okay on to the letters...Ive got one today from..Ovelia?? Ohkay...
Mustache-io,
Considering the fact that you are a big ninny-ninny dumb-dumb poopy-head, I'm not at all surprised that Agrias really hates you.
--Ovelia
OOOOOOOOkay, one can tell from your clever use of words that you are no more than a 9 year old or so...I am glad that you decided to write to me, but this is no place for kids, young lad...now why don't you go on home and play with your Barbies before I GET A HOLD OF YOUR MOMMY AND FLAME HER FOR LETTING YOU WRITE THIS PIECE OF TOILET PAPER TO ME!! *Hem*
6/13/99---HEEEEEEEEEEYLO out there to all of you Mustadio Fans! It's been a while since I got some mail, but now I do! He h heh. got me some reeeeeeal mail today from---huh? Jessica Hodges again? (Notice the "S" there, Bookie!):) What now??
Dear Mustadio,
Hello sucker! I would just LOVE to say, you're mailbag is the worst I've seen
in my years online! You're ruining a good game, as well as a good mailbag,
you baka! Can't wait to see if I'll have to force-feed Akane's
jalepeno-and-nutmeg peanut butter cookies to you! See you later, sucker!
Jessica Hodge (Add a 's' and I promise, you will be eating Akane's food for a
while until Sailor Pluto lets me go back in time and start over, only this
time with a VERY nice mallet, and with a pissed off sister and Tendo Akane!)
......*SIGH*....Okay I've got one question for you, "Bookie". If my mailbag sucks so bad, why are you still writing to me? I mean, come on, I know people complain about having a sucky mail bag section, but you've already written to me twice! Oh, and if I'm the sucker, look who's talking.....I think I saw you advertising for Charms Blowpops posing as one of thier newests SUCKERS!! I'm ruining a good game? Your ruining my mailbag!! I'm "Baka?" If I'm "Baka" then you must be "Caca" (Caca means shit in spanish for all you illeterates out there). Fine, be my guest and feed me Akane's shit, see if I care. Can't be as bad as Alicia's cooking, and as for Pluto, I'll be sure to hunt her down and ram her ass down with my new Dodge Ram.
P.S. HOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDGEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS okay? And I'm not afraid of your sister and her two man army. come and get me! *puts on boxing gloves*
Mustadio
Mustadio
Or if you want to slam my pen name:
Silver Angel
(From my fic "As Death Calls," a Buffy, LJ Smith Nightworld crossover.)
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to come here.