Written by D.C.
It was all S&G, thought Beowulf Cadmus, who was about to get it badly
by Delita's Black Sheep Knights. He drew out his Chaos Blade and smiled evil like.
"You dudes don't really want to kill me, do you?"
"GRRRRR!"
"Guess so! En Guarde!"
They had an incredible fight scene with the clapping of a young pretty boy with silver hair, silver
animal ears and tail. Even though Beowulf sworet his kid was male, he had a schoolgirl voice.
He smiled and two big men in blue and white walked in from the bathroom. They had blonde
hair, but one of them had hair covering half his face. They also had Excaliburs at their side. The
silver boy giggled and intentionally kissed both of them on the cheek. He gagged. Beowulf
holstered his sword and went back to his drink, ignoring the kid asking for his name.
"What is your name?"
"..."
"Raoul, Iason."
The two men picked Beowulf up by the arms and walked into the bathroom. The sounds of two
people beating someone up was heard throughout the bar. The bartender wiped the glass like he
normally does when Beowulf walked out a little bruised. The two men followed.
"His name's Beowulf." The man with half his face covered spoke.
"He's a Temple Knight." The other said.
"Thank you." The silver kid giggled.
"Well, I guess I better be going." Beowulf said, letting the barmaid wipe the blood from his lip.
"Would you like to come to dinner with me?" The kid invited.
"As long as you don't bring tweedledee and tweedledumb with!"
"Okay! It's a date!" The silver kid smiled. "Here's the address."
He handed him a piece of calligraphy paper and walked out with the two. The bartender shook
his head and took out a stamp. He opened a curtain on the wall and stamped a man on the wall. It
had, 'Pets taken from here' writen on the wall. He closed the curtain and smiled as Beowulf
walked back to the bar.
"What a fruitcake."
"No doubt."
Night came around and a chocobo carriage picked Beowulf up. He saw Raoul and Iason (Ai No
Kusabi reference there) were sitting there, arms folded and eyes closed.
"So, which one of you broke my jaw?" Beowulf joked.
"..."
"..."
"Tough crowd."
Iason grabbed Beowulf by the throat.
"You hurt our lord in any way, you're mine! Got it?"
"Good grip!" Beowulf choked.
Raoul told Iason to drop the Temple Knight as they went into the castle. Beowulf looked around
and whistled.
"How much will Reis need in order to even collect a nice gold statue like that? More than she's
making at the bakery."
"When you are here, refrain from talking about your wife." Raoul spoke.
"I love her to death! Why can't I?"
"It'll..." Iason nudged him.
"Just don't okay!" Iason spoke harshly. "Besides, you'll be on your way once he's done with you."
Beowulf didn't like the way that sounded. They walked into the dining hall where the silver kid
walked out with a Japanese kimono on. He sat down at the table and smiled sweetly.
"I told you I didn't want to be with Doofus and Rufus here!"
"I'm sorry but I couldn't go in this terrible town alone."
"By the way... Who are you?"
"I am Lishka Hiroshi."
"Oh..."
Something popped into his head.
"You're that angel I heard about in Bible Class of my Temple Knight training. The blasphemous
one who seduced Michael the Archangel. The Angel of Aestheticism!"
"Correct, you do have good lore."
"What am I doing here! I have to kill heathens like..." The blades of the two Excaliburs gave him
a good shave as they scraped the beard stubble off his face. "I was wrong."
"This is great! We got a member of the Ivalice Inquisition here." Iason barked.
"Silence." Lishka spoke softly.
"I got to use the little knight's room." Beowulf said. "And I don't want Beavis and Butthead
following me wither!"
"That's fine. The food won't be done just yet."
Beowulf was led to the restroom by the butler.
Lishka slipped into the kitchen and pulled out a vial of clear liquid.
The chef made way as he put some of it in Beowulf's food. He stirred it around and closed the
vial again. The chef nodded and the waiter brought it out like normal. Beowulf muched on it like
never before. Lishka watched with intention as he held his head.
"I don't feel so well."
Beowulf got out of the chair as Lishka caught him. All went black for his for about three
seconds, then he woke up with a very strange sensation. Lishka was standing over him with a wet
cloth. With a faked worried tone of voice, Lishka asked if he was alright.
"I'm fine, darling." Beowulf said, thinking that Lishka was a she.
Lishka smiled evil like and helped Beowulf up.
"You are a fine dish." He said in a stupor.
"Indeed." He (She) said, pulling off some of his (her) kimono.
Three nights later, the carriage dumped Beowulf off at his house. Reis and three knights ran out
of the house.
"BEOWULF, Darling! Are you all right!?"
"My head!" He said. "I don't feel so good."
"What happened?" The knight asked him.
"I don't remember."
"It's good that you're all right." Reis yelled holding him.
"Indeed." Beowulf said, in the same seducive voice he heard three days prior...