FFT's Wacky Thanksgiving Hell-iday!

Written by Crono

Ramza: What is it Delita (looking halfway at Ovelia)



Delita: *slaps Ramza* Wanna spike the old geezer's drink?



Ramza: Yeah..heeh heh



Delita: Don't look at her!



Algus is disgusted at the turkey



Algus: I bought my own food.



(He pulls out a bento box and chopsticks).



Alicia: Put that away Algus!



Algus: Bite me!



Delita: heh heh heh...:) wanna say grace Mustadio?



Rad: Good Food, good meats, good lord let's eat!



Algus: No grace. I've converted to Agnosticism.



Algus: I don't believe in god anymore.



Mustadio: I''ll say grace.



Delita: Hurry up! I'm hungry!



Mustadio: Rad, you can stop poking at your plate. I'm about to say grace.



Orinas: Mommy, I want some of what Algus is eating.



Mustadio: Dear God, thank you for the food you have blessed us with...



Ovelia: Hey..ramza..*wink*



Alma: shhh! Your inturrupting Grace!



Mustadio: and for allowing us to live another year, with peace and tranquility *eyes Delita* well almost



Ramza: (to ovelia) let's skip dinner and go straight on to desert



Ovelia: *giggle*



Mustadio: *whaps Ramza on the head* shaddap! I'm trying to say grace!



Delita: Hurry up, Mustadio!!!



Mustadio prepares to say grace but is once again interuppted by Ramza and Ovelia



Ramza: come on, I want to eat turkey!



Mustadio: God, grant me patience and hurry!



Alicia: Oh my god, Dalton pooed on David's lap!



Orinas: WAaaaahh!!



Dalto: Coo



mustadio: opens his mouth in another attempt but is interrupted by Rad suddenly jumping on the table.



Mustadio: Hold him back, hold him back!!



Ramza: (picking up Rad) Hold on...geez.



Ovelia: Ramza...can i see you for a sec in the other room?



Alicia: David, clean up that poo



David: eewww..



Mustadio: WAit ovelia! There'll be time for maing out once I say grace.



Ovelia and Ramza ignore Mustadio and walk off



Algus: *ahem*



mustadio: Hey! Come back!!



Rad helps himself to thier plates



Miluda: eR...this turkey tastes like crap



Alicia: wonder why..I cooked it.



Mustadio: Waaaaaaaaahh!! fuego!!



*spits out the turkey*



Alicia: David, don't you like it?



David: *ugh* Yeah...it's great..



Ramza comes back from the other room with pants inside out



Ramza; I'm hungry



Orlandu: Dear god...



(Alma is eyeing Algus's bento box)



Zalbag: damn this piece of #@$#@# sux! I hate it!



Alma: ....mmmm...



Orinas: Waaa!! Mommy!!



Dycedarg: *begins singing* LAAAAAAA!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR THIS FOOD!!!



* cracks notes left and right*



the window breaks



Mustadio: hey, you broke my tea cup you bastard!



Ramza: (shoots Dycedarg) How many times do I have to kill you



Everyone applauds



Delita: I'd like to run a test



He feeds Dalton a piece of turky.



Algus: Nooo!!!!



Dalton: Coo...k...(he turns to human form)



Zalbag begins cussing



Algus slaps his forehead and puts his head down



A piece of mashed potatoes hits algus on the head



Ramza: aren't you dead yet? *shoots Zalbag*



Dalton smashes Zalbag with his hammer)



Zalbag: WAaaa



Ramza: alrighty then...



Ovelia walks i--half dressed



Ovelia: Ramza...come back in here.



Ramza; you don't have to tell me twice



He goes back



Algus pulls out a bottle of sake



Miluda: is that...sake?



David: what is it Alicia?



Mustdio: wish i had a girl...(looks at rad, who is polishing up a drumstick



Alicia: You jerk! You hate my cooking!



David: Oh..god..



Rad tosses the bone back hitting Algus on the head



Alicia grabs a pan and whacks DAvid.



Algus takes a swig



Algus: No! It's my sake!



Miluda: I want some too!



Algus poors some in Orinas' cup



Mustadio: Gimme some!!!



Rad comes up and eats the bottle



Mustadio pulls out a gun



Mustadio: no!!!



Rad lets out a sonic fart



Algus: He ate the bottle? He must have..or I'm a drunker than I thought



Orlanud feels #30 coming on



RAd farts



Mustadio: GAwd!!! another heart attack!



Everyone is laying outside of what remains of Igros



Ovelia comes rushing otu ot the kitchen



Ovelia: CPR!



She starts making out with Orlandu



Ramza walks out smoking a cigarette



Alma: Our House! Ramza, it blew up!



Alicia smacks Ramza



Miluda: this sux..let's go home



Wiegraf: am I invited sissy?



Delita: We can always go to the salvation army



Algus: Naw...lets go crash the Nakajima X-mas party.



Miluda: Good idea Algus! Anyone else coming with us to crash a party?


Disclaimer: All characters copyright by Square and the story is copyright by me. Please don't bother suing, I can' t even afford a used car.


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