Ramza: What is it Delita (looking halfway at Ovelia)
Delita: *slaps Ramza* Wanna spike the old geezer's drink?
Ramza: Yeah..heeh heh
Delita: Don't look at her!
Algus is disgusted at the turkey
Algus: I bought my own food.
(He pulls out a bento box and chopsticks).
Alicia: Put that away Algus!
Algus: Bite me!
Delita: heh heh heh...:) wanna say grace Mustadio?
Rad: Good Food, good meats, good lord let's eat!
Algus: No grace. I've converted to Agnosticism.
Algus: I don't believe in god anymore.
Mustadio: I''ll say grace.
Delita: Hurry up! I'm hungry!
Mustadio: Rad, you can stop poking at your plate. I'm about to say grace.
Orinas: Mommy, I want some of what Algus is eating.
Mustadio: Dear God, thank you for the food you have blessed us with...
Ovelia: Hey..ramza..*wink*
Alma: shhh! Your inturrupting Grace!
Mustadio: and for allowing us to live another year, with peace and tranquility *eyes Delita* well almost
Ramza: (to ovelia) let's skip dinner and go straight on to desert
Ovelia: *giggle*
Mustadio: *whaps Ramza on the head* shaddap! I'm trying to say grace!
Delita: Hurry up, Mustadio!!!
Mustadio prepares to say grace but is once again interuppted by Ramza and Ovelia
Ramza: come on, I want to eat turkey!
Mustadio: God, grant me patience and hurry!
Alicia: Oh my god, Dalton pooed on David's lap!
Orinas: WAaaaahh!!
Dalto: Coo
mustadio: opens his mouth in another attempt but is interrupted by Rad suddenly jumping on the table.
Mustadio: Hold him back, hold him back!!
Ramza: (picking up Rad) Hold on...geez.
Ovelia: Ramza...can i see you for a sec in the other room?
Alicia: David, clean up that poo
David: eewww..
Mustadio: WAit ovelia! There'll be time for maing out once I say grace.
Ovelia and Ramza ignore Mustadio and walk off
Algus: *ahem*
mustadio: Hey! Come back!!
Rad helps himself to thier plates
Miluda: eR...this turkey tastes like crap
Alicia: wonder why..I cooked it.
Mustadio: Waaaaaaaaahh!! fuego!!
*spits out the turkey*
Alicia: David, don't you like it?
David: *ugh* Yeah...it's great..
Ramza comes back from the other room with pants inside out
Ramza; I'm hungry
Orlandu: Dear god...
(Alma is eyeing Algus's bento box)
Zalbag: damn this piece of #@$#@# sux! I hate it!
Alma: ....mmmm...
Orinas: Waaa!! Mommy!!
Dycedarg: *begins singing* LAAAAAAA!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR THIS FOOD!!!
* cracks notes left and right*
the window breaks
Mustadio: hey, you broke my tea cup you bastard!
Ramza: (shoots Dycedarg) How many times do I have to kill you
Everyone applauds
Delita: I'd like to run a test
He feeds Dalton a piece of turky.
Algus: Nooo!!!!
Dalton: Coo...k...(he turns to human form)
Zalbag begins cussing
Algus slaps his forehead and puts his head down
A piece of mashed potatoes hits algus on the head
Ramza: aren't you dead yet? *shoots Zalbag*
Dalton smashes Zalbag with his hammer)
Zalbag: WAaaa
Ramza: alrighty then...
Ovelia walks i--half dressed
Ovelia: Ramza...come back in here.
Ramza; you don't have to tell me twice
He goes back
Algus pulls out a bottle of sake
Miluda: is that...sake?
David: what is it Alicia?
Mustdio: wish i had a girl...(looks at rad, who is polishing up a drumstick
Alicia: You jerk! You hate my cooking!
David: Oh..god..
Rad tosses the bone back hitting Algus on the head
Alicia grabs a pan and whacks DAvid.
Algus takes a swig
Algus: No! It's my sake!
Miluda: I want some too!
Algus poors some in Orinas' cup
Mustadio: Gimme some!!!
Rad comes up and eats the bottle
Mustadio pulls out a gun
Mustadio: no!!!
Rad lets out a sonic fart
Algus: He ate the bottle? He must have..or I'm a drunker than I thought
Orlanud feels #30 coming on
RAd farts
Mustadio: GAwd!!! another heart attack!
Everyone is laying outside of what remains of Igros
Ovelia comes rushing otu ot the kitchen
Ovelia: CPR!
She starts making out with Orlandu
Ramza walks out smoking a cigarette
Alma: Our House! Ramza, it blew up!
Alicia smacks Ramza
Miluda: this sux..let's go home
Wiegraf: am I invited sissy?
Delita: We can always go to the salvation army
Algus: Naw...lets go crash the Nakajima X-mas party.
Miluda: Good idea Algus! Anyone else coming with us to crash a party?
Disclaimer: All characters copyright by Square and the story is copyright by me. Please don't bother suing, I can' t even afford a used car.