Interview with Vormav

First one (Interview with Vormav)
Interviewed by Mustadio-chan

*Covers legs with dress and puts on lipstick*
So, Vormav, tell us about yourself.
Vormav: Tall, dark, handsome, 40ish, is German, big sword and drives a Porsche
Your actual self, not the identity you give yourself in Playboy.com
Vormav: I swear! I drive a Porsche
*Meliadoul yells from the audiance*
Meliadoul: It's a 1977 Ford Rustbucket, daddy!
Vormav: *&$@#$%^$$###$ Remind me to rip her up like Izlude. Anyway...
Vormav: That shade of lipstick is really you.
*Blush*
Vormav: And you look really cute dressed like Sailor Moon, did I tell you that?
*Blush*
Meliadoul: Daddy! Stop flirting!
Vormav: You like Italian? I whip up mean Fettucini.
Meliadoul: DADDY! Stop flirting!
Vormav: You like movies? I got Saving Private Ryan...
Meliadoul: DADDY!!! Rofel, do something.
Producer: Go to commercial!!!!
Kletian: Hey, the old goat's scorin'.
Rofel: Amazing. Even old bloodthirsty Shrine Demons have those urges too...
Kletian: Huh?
*Vormav pulls out Leo stone and zaps lights*
Engineer 1: SWITCH TO EMERGENCY GENERATORS!
Engineer 2: CAMERAS ARE SHOT!
Engineer 3: Mustadio-chan? Are you there?
Meliadoul: Daddy?
Rofel: Sir Vormav?
Engineer 2: The mike's on! Mus-chan?
*Lights turn on. Vormav and Mus-chan are gone*
Meliadoul: OOH! THAT HORNY BASTARD! Daddy!
Security Officer: There's a black porsche driving away with a lady's legs sticking out of the passenger window! License plate "VRMV 2". Anyone know?
*Meliadoul's jaw drops to ground*
-------------------------End of interview-----------------


Vormav: Just when you got what it takes... a heretic Squire throws a wrench in your plans!