- You try performing Lightning Stabs on people you don't like.
- You succeed.
- Being an engineer seems more attractive to you...
- You wish that you could cast Zodiac on all your enemies.
- You try threatening the local bully in hopes of turning him/her into a chicken.
- After they beat the tar out of you, you come to the conclusion that they're Lucavi!
- You try casting Doubt Faith or Innocent on your Church to turn the congregation into atheists.
- You think being a priest is cool because you can cast the Holy spell.
- You start liking one of the Final Fantasy Tactic characters (guilty).
- You kiss that character's portrait before going to bed every evening/hour/minute/etc.
- You tattoo that character to your arm.
- You change your name to Ramza, and you're a girl.
- Your father changes his name to Balbanes to get your attention.
- You try to sack your friends so they'll change into crystals that you can learn abilities from.
- You actually complete this task.
- You cried at Ramza and Alma's funeral, cheered when they were alright, and cheered even more when Ovelia gut stabbed Delita.
- You name your kittens Ramza, Alma, Zalbag, and the one you like least, Dycedarg.
- You fear all angels because of Altima.
- You don't fear any angel because of Altima.
- You shock people with static electricity and call it Bolt 1, 2, 3, 4, or Ramuh.
- You light a cigarette and call it Fire 1, 2, 3, 4, Ifreet, or Salamander.
- You freeze a tray of ice cubes and call it Ice 1, 2, 3, 4, or Shiva.
- They're the actual spells.
- You like no girl unless she has blonde hair, a sword, and thinks evanescence is a sad word.
- You create a Forwarding Device for science class.
- It works.