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How to pass a urine test

Some companies perform drug tests on new employees. Only if you don't use any drugs, you can get a jobthere. This implies that someone who doesn't use drugs is a harder worker than someone who does. I find this absolutebullshit, it is false discrimination. Second, I find that your boss doesn't have the right to tell you what todo and what not with your own body in your own time. You only work for them, you don't sell your soul to them!

The most common method of testing is the urine test. Luckily, it is not so hard to pass this test. Readhere how.


Passing a urinalysis

1. Time

Some drug by-products (metabolites) stay in the body fluids longer

than others. Most remain only 48-72 hours, the fat-soluble ones,

like metabolities of marijuana, can remain for weeks.

2. Fluids

Acidic fruits juices (eg: orange, cranberry, grapefruit) will help

flush metabolites from your body.

3. Medical contraindications

If you have a heart, kidney or bladder problem, or diabetes, this

procedure is not recommended. In fact, if you have ANY health prob-

lem, it's wise to first consult with your physician before follow-

ing this or any similar cleansing procedure.

4. Procedure

First and foremost: stop ingesting the drug immediately.

From the time you start this procedure until 24 hours before the

urinalysis, start drinking acidic fruit juices. The goal is 8 8oz

glasses per day, spaced out evenly over the entire day. Also start

taking a "one-per-day" multivitamin. Avoid fatty foods (they tend

to slow digestion and passage of waste from the body).

From the period 24 hours before the test, until the test, stop

all acidic fruit juices and replace with 8 8oz glasses of water

per day. Start taking 2 "one-per-day" multivitamins.

The morning of the test, flush ALL morning urine from your sys-

tem. Get your bladder as empty as possible.

When it comes time to take the test, make sure you start urina-

ting into the toilet, then interrupt the stream with the sample

bottle, then finish in the toilet.

Your urine sample will be as clean as possible. The more time

you have to follow this procedure, the cleaner it will be. 48

hours is usually enough time to cleanse the urine of all detect-

able traces of drugs. Heavier and longer-term users of drugs

with fat-soluble metabolities (eg: marijuana) may require more

than 48 hours for "clean" urine. BACK