After a long walk, Banjo came to a large hut. "What's the password?" asked someone at the top."Let me in or I'll destroy you!" Banjo shouted. "Right." said the guard, he jumped off the roof and who else was it, Krunch! Krunch opened the door to the hut and inside was the cast of Diddy Kong Racing, all asleep. "Guys...guys.....wake up." said Banjo kicking Timber a little. "Mmmmmm..........donuts" Timber mumbled in his sleep. "That's my line!" Banjo said. "What is it, Banjo? Wizpig's brother land?" asked Conker, streching a little. "Hmmmm.....maybe. Because--" "Because a bomb blew our house to bits, you bushy tail brain!" Kazooie cut off Banjo. "Allow us."said Pipsy, removing Banjo's backpack. Pipsy passed it to Diddy, he threw the backpack out the window, everyone cheered. "Now then," Bumper started, "you claimed there to be a REAL enemy out there?" "C'mon Banjo," Timber said "I know someone who can help. Oh, Tiptup don't forget to burn that "Playstation's best" movie."

Minuets become hours, hours become days, and so on. Timber and Banjo stand in front of an old news stand. "He's not coming, Timber. Let's go home." complained Banjo. "Here he is now!" exclaimed Timber. A Pikachu walks up to the news stand holding a mcDonald's tray he sits down on the stand. "Pika-pika?" (Translation: Sorry, I'm late. Can I help you?) the Pikachu said. "Yes, we keep hearing about this "real enemy" do you know who it is?" Timber asked. "Pi-ka-chuuuuu" (Translation: Yeah, here's the "real enemy".) Pikachu replied. He held up a newspaper to Banjo. "Chuuuuuuuu..." (Translation: It's all in the headlines.) said Pikachu. "Hmmm..... Playstation crew to dethrone Nintendonians." Banjo read the headline, then out of his yellow shorts he pulled a business card that he found in the reckage of his house. "Playstation Bombing" it read. "THE REAL ENEMY!!" the three thought. Timber gave Pikachu $500 and he and Banjo left for the Play station.

Inside the base, Parappa the rapper, Spyro the dragon, Crash Bandicoot, and Parasite Eve were rapping how terrible Nintendo was.The rap went like this: "In the rain or in the snow, they think they're cool y'know, and now down is where they'll go." the rap contiued " C'mon people don't push your luck, cuz' Ninendo all they do is--" "What?!" Spyro looked around. "Have you gone loony tunes, Spyro? There is nothing unusual sounding." Eve told Spyro. Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......... A strange sound came from the wall behind the quartet. "What about us?" Banjo said casually, leaning on the demolished brick wall. " A Nintendonian! Get him!" yelled Crash. " I don't think so, Banjo don't play that!" Banjo replied. Parappa pulled a boomerang out of his giant tuque and whipped it at Banjo. He ducked and the boomerang came back and hit Parappa in the head, knocking him out. "One down." said Banjo as Timber lept in. Spyro spat a fireball, but Timber moved away. Timber saw a sign that said: In case of fire, break glass. Timber grabbed Parappa's boomerang and smashed down the glass. He pulled out a fire hose. Just before Spyro spat another fireball, Timber shoved the hose into his mouth and turned it on. "Oh you'll ...cough... I can't breathe fire!" "Two down." Banjo said. Crash took into the air on his jetpack. "Ha, can't get me!" he shouted. But, Crash was wrong. Kazooie beak-bombed Crash. Kazooie walked up to Banjo, jumping into his backpack. "Well you can't get me!" taunted Eve, holding a bomb. "Let's get out, Playstation crew. This whole room will go ka-boom!" said Parappa, getting to his feet.

Suddenly, the roof smashed down. On the other side, Pikachu was standing there, with an Onix behind him. "Pi-pika-pi!" (Translation: C'mon guys, hop on!) Pikachu said.Pikachu,Timber and Banjo hopped on Onix. Before Onix went, he smashed down a wall, trapping the Playstation crew underneath. As soon as our heros were at safety Timber said "Do you think they will be back?" Banjo replied "Only time will tell......"

:) THE END :)