These are all the incredibly dumb questions people have asked me when they definitely know better and/or have not read the rules like I ask them to. This is not for the weak at heart, nor for those who have any sense. Read at your own risk. . .
Q: I signed up a couple of days ago and I RPed. Why aren't I on the roster yet? Q: I'd like to quit as the guy I've got now and come back as someone else. (Question asked fifty different times by one person.) Q: I roleplayed, so why didn't I win? Q: I just joined two minutes ago and have absolutely no experience whatsoever roleplaying. I want a World Title match against someone who can easily destroy my pitiful ass with one roleplay right now! Q: I've been in this fed for a while, and I've held lots of belts. Can I be in the Hall Of Fame now? Q: Can you sign a match for me? Q: I want to fight someone in a Hell In A Cell Match with barbwire, explosives, and fire surrounding the ring! Q: I want... Q: If I win the Hardcore Championship, can I defend the belt 24/7? Q: Are you my friend? Q: I think this guy sucks at RPing, I want him fired! -------------------------
If you have something retarded to ask me, simply email me at bzan39@hotmail.com. If I don't answer you directly, it's probably because I added the question (with an answer) to the SAQ section.
A: Like the rules state, I will not let you in my efed until I see a good roleplay from you. After I see that you are actually serious about the efed, I will put you up on the roster. Another reason could be that you joined as someone who was listed in the Hall Of Fame. There is a note at the bottom of the H.O.F. section stating that if it was a real wrestler (ie: Chris Benoit, Scott Hall, Lex Luger, Val Venis), it couldn't be brought back by anyone except the person that got him into the Hall.
A: I recently added a rule where you cannot 'reincarnate' more then three times. It doesn't mean that a tag team turned into 1 or 2 other people means 2 reincarnations, it would count as one.
A: In most cases, you lost because you didn't RP good enough. You could have been out-RPed, which is something I know egomaniacs like you have a hard time coping with. Deal with it, and you'll get your time in the sun soon enough.
A: As good ol' Mick Foley would say: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
A: By nominating yourself, you have just eliminated most chance of being in the Hall Of Fame for a while. If you want to be in the Hall, keep that thought to yourself, and if you get nominated by other people, and when I've seen that you've earned it, you will get your name immortalized in the H.O.F.
A: If I need to fill a card, then I might. However, an easier way of getting a match is by challenging someone, and if someone accepts, you'll get your match soon enough.
A: Take a number and wait in line, pal.
A: Wait, I know what you're asking. You want to fight someone for the #1 contendership for a title with some whack stipulations, like Hell In A Cell or Chair-On-A-Pole Match or some weird sh*t like that. Don't even think about it, buddy. Wait for if you actually fight a Champion to use one of those abstract gimmick matches.
A: For your sake, I'm going to answer with a big, fat NO. If you defended the belt 24/7, there could be fifty title changes in less than ten minutes on the RP board. You would never be able to hold onto the title for more than an hour, which would be incredibly confusing for everyone, especially me, so once again, no. I've never been too fond of that WWF angle, anyway.
A: I'm not going to answer that. If I say no, then you'll act all depressed and then whine until I give you what you want. If I say yes, you'll expect me to have you automatically win every match, then you'll do some more whining until I give you what you want.
A: Hey, it's not your job to hire and fire people here, buddy.