Acolytes

Faarooq: "Once we get through k-k-k-kickin' their asses..."

Bradshaw tells JR and The King their own three commandments.

Big Show

Big Show as a pimp.

"Me being a fighting champion, tonight, right now, I have no problems with beating you like the little b*tch that you are."

"Nobody...and I mean nobody...owns the Big Show."

"I dont know which is shorter, your memory or your manhood."

"I single-handedly put the WWF title around The Rock's waist!"

Dudley Boyz

Buh Buh Ray: "Houston, Texas s-ss-ss-ssss-sss-SUCKS! We are the D-dd-d-dd-d-dd-DUDLEY BOYZ!"

"Y2J" Chris Jericho

"I am one bad mamma-jamma!"

"I know that a lot of you people expect me to brag and gloat about how I ended Ken Shamrock's career..."

"...when I am finished, you will never, eeeeeever, bore these Jerichoholics again!"

"Welcome to, RAW IS JERICHO!!!"

Jericho confronts Chris "Benoyt."

Jerry "The King" Lawler

"I oughta slap the taste out of your mouth Michael Cole, you big liar."

"Speaking of money, anybody got two nipples...two nickels for a dime?"

The King takes a page out of The Rock's book.

Road Dogg

"Welcome to the Dogg House, where you know those New Age Outlaws always like to kick that shiznit Doggy Style!"

The classic New Age Outlaws intro.

"Val Venis, it's not your belt I want, it's your ass that holds it up that I want!"

"You see, you ghetto-ass tag teams back there think that we dont rank to wear the WWF belts? Well you better think again, beeotch!"

"So if you two pussies want any more, I'll be in the parking lot, waiting on your asses!"

They're called puppies for the first time!

The Rock

"Shane, you can go suck on a monkey's nipple. And Vince, you can go lick a llama's anus."

"One...two...IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ROCK COUNTS TO THREE!"

"You think you impress The Rock because a couple of months ago, you were down south beating some jabroni named Juventud?"

"After two boring minutes, The Rock says that you should know your role and shut your mouth!"

"British Bulldog, it doesn't matter who you are, it doesn't matter what you are, it doesn't matter what you say, it just doesn't matter!"

The Rock talking trash in his sleep.

"Let's just see how funny, how ha-ha and hee-hee, it's gonna be..."

"British Bulldog, The Rock realizes that in your home land, you've got a little anthem and it's called 'God Save The Queen'..."

"The Rock will take not one foot, but two, turn them sideways, and stick them straight up your rectum!"

"Paul Wight, you bring your roody-poo...(crowd interrupts)...oh I'll just go on and say it, If Ya Smmmeeeelllllllll....."

Rock: The Rock was singing a Happy Birthday song to, uh... what was that old lady's name again? Michael Cole: I think it was... Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HER NAME WAS!

"You're lookin' at The Rock like you're part retarded, The Rock'll slap the taste out of your mouth, do you understand what The Rock is saying?"

"You are three seconds away, AND THE ROCK MEANS THREE SECONDS AWAY..."

The Rock on the RoodyPoo Bridge.

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