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Did you know "Pokemon" means devil in my
pocket its true it was on TrinityBrodcastingNetwork(although
I dont beleive that. I hate pokemon and I put this up just to
destroy it!!!
Did you know that in Square's Final Fantasy 7 when
cloud is in the wheel chair on that island he says Xenogias correctly
pronounced this means Xenogears!!!
Dumb Blonde Joke:Q, How do you kill a blonde: A, Put
a skratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Dumb Blonde Joke:Q, Why did the blonde climb the glass
wall: A, To see what was on the other side.
10 Blondes and 1 Brunette
There were 11 people out on a hiking trip through
the woods. Ten were blondes and one was a brunette. As they were
crossing a rope bridge across a deep ravine, the rope bridge
suddenly snapped leaving all 11 people hanging onto a rope for
dear life.
They all decided that one person should get off because
if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said,
"I'll get off." After a really touching speech from
the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started
clapping. Problem solved.
Here are the 3 most famous inventions of a blonde:
solar powered flashlight
fire-proof matches
dehydrated water
3 More Blonde Inventions
Here are three of the latest blonde inventions.
1. A wooden BBQ
2. An ejecter seat on a heli-copter
3. Air-Conditioning on a moter bike
3 women go to NASA
NASA was preparing for another mission and wanted
to send a woman into space. To find the right one, NASA officials
interviewed a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
They called in the brunette and told her that she
was one of the finalists to go into space. Then one of the officials
asked her what planet she would like to visit and why. She thought
about it and then said that she would like to go to Jupiter and
study everything there becasue it was just so big. The officials
said ok and that they would be getting in touch with her at a
later date.
Next, the NASA offcials called in the red head. They
asked her the same thing as the brunette. The redhead then said
that she wanted to go to Mars because she thought that with all
the recent discoveries there, it would be worthwhile. The officials
said ok and that they would get in touch with her at a later
date.
Then they called in the blonde. The told her about
the mission and asked her the same question as the other two.
She thought about it for a while and finally decided. She told
them that she wanted to visit the sun.
Now the NASA offcials were very confused. They looked
at each other and the said, "But you know that you would
be burnt to death because the sun is so hot."
The blonde replied, "DUH! I'd go at night!"
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