Televangelists on Fire-Yeah, we thought of that one too.

Re-Opened to the General Public...AND NO ONE CARES!

maybe you're here by mistake. I'm not sure. just remember, it's legal to kill us in 36 of the united states. unfortunately, we're not in any of those states. and we hope to god that you're not in any of those states. please jesus, don't let them be in any of those states...

Well, we closed for a while, but now we're back. It looks just slightly different, and it is rather obivious the minimal effort that went into the re-designing of this page. Please don't throw stuff at us, though.

we added a terribly unimagnitave counter.

Face it, we're better than you

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