"DEATH SPA"

the worst movie ever made

Yes, it is true! Death Spa is the worst movie ever made! It all starts (to be stupid) at the beginning. The camera pans down to view the Starbody Health Spa. The sign what says "Starbody Health Spa" is lit up with cheesy neon lights. Soon after we see this sign, it is struck with lightning. Several of the letter lights go out, so all that's left is "Starbody Health Spa". Get it? The letters S, T, A, R, B, O, Y, H, and L were blown out so that just "Death Spa" was showing. Stupid? I think so. (highlight between the quotes where "death Spa" with all the spaces appears to see the effect)

The movie's basic plot is that a jealous ghost who once was the owner's wife, but committed suciide, haunts this happy spa and terrorizes its patrons. Don't ask me why she would want to do such a heinous thing. Who knows why gosts do anything?

Throughout the movie, look for stupid things like the amazing disappearing, REappearing hand; the woman with gallons and gallons of Kool-Aid for blood; the cross-dressing, incest-ghost-loving computer geek! And that's not all! You'll even see special appearances by The Microphone! and The Death Spa Fish! Rent a copy today! And if your local video store doesn't have it, make 'em get it!!!