And just when Mickey Mouse thought it was safe. . .

"BOOT!" said Mr. T’s foot as it connected
with Mickey Mouse’s bulbous bottom.

"HEY!" said the malicious Mickey, filled with bitter rage.
"Who the. . .?! Ah, Mr. T. I thought I smelled you."

"Mouse, I’m takin’ you out! You goin’ down today fer what you said yesterday!
I pity you, fool! Yer dog meat!"

"Oooh, real scary, T-Man! I’m shaking!
Who’s gonna rough me up, you? I think not."

"Quit yo' jibba jabba, fool. I’m gonna highlight yo’ head black an’ blue!
And don’t you call me ‘T-Man’!"