Mickey didn’t have much of a plan. . .

"C’mon, baby," he said, "let’s beat feet!"
"Oh, Mickey! You’re such a hunk!" replied Minnie.

"That mohawked freak’ll never catch up to us in this sports car," Mickey boasted.
"Oh, Mickey! You’re such a hunk!" replied Minnie.

"Don’t count on it, fool. My van is fast!" boasted Mr. T.

"YAA-HAA-HAAAAAAA!!!" shouted Mr. T.
"Oh, no!" cried Mickey.
"Do something!" screamed Minnie.
"We’re gonna crash!!!!" blubbered Mickey.
"YAA-HAA-HAAAAAAA!!!" shouted Mr. T.

"I told you my van was fast, sucka!" boasted Mr. T.

Can this plot get any worse?