Hey everyone, this is a page of nothing much in particualr. So yeah, enjoy......
If you wanna gimme some stuff or ideas to put on this page
about stuff then I'll put it on. And it can't be rude you ppl
with rude minds! Like me! *lol*
Um...these jokes never change....I am so useless
Whats a fly without wings?
A Walk.
Why did the pig want to fly?
He was jealous that the cow jumped over the moon.
Why did the blonde die?
She was busy looking when someone yelled, "duck!"
what do rabbits walking backwards and a balding man have in common?
A receding hare/hair line.
Why were parents created?
Cause children aren't happy without something to ignore.
Now a few statements.....
And here is a slightly longer one, courtesy of Akira.
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.(*lol* I like that answer the best!)
BUT
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* A Male's Response *
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was an accident. (that's just a dumb answer *lol*)
Here are some poems I worte. Some poeple like them. Some people love them. Yeah I know, some people are insane. *lol* So anyway, read them, tell me what you think of them.
Forget
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