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News from around the scuttlebutt. (Rumor mill, whispers in the wind, wishes and dreams.) Take it as is, not for fact or as gospel.

A note on the new MREs (meal ready to eat) : remember to remove the JABT Breakfast Bar's as soon as you recieve them. They have proven to be hazardous, even fatal on occasion. You have been warned.

How many Slops does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on who issues the BPN.

Another from MR.P. Thanks.
Q.)How many ops does it take to change a light bulb?
A.)12
1 WraithRaider to run and get the BPN to change the light bulb,
1 I+I op to investigate the old bulb in case it was subversive,
1 Shaktar to don an honour braid to put in the new one,
2 BrainWasters to screw it up and crack the new bulb,
1 Ebon to write a poem about the light bulb's sad demise and the futility of illumination and how it relates to his childhood,
1 Stormer to complain about "But I don't need changing!",
1 Vevaphon to morph into a ladder to help put in the new bulb,
1 Human to keep racial equality and flick the switch,
2 DarkFinders to make sure the job was done properly,
1 Stigmartyr Agent to kill everybody involved for getting close to the Truth.

The new CD from Metaldeath, the Frother heavy metal band, is out! Look for Screaming, Flaming, Powered Death in stores near you. I must highly recommend this album; the live sound sampling of dying Carriens, pigs, DN agents, and even a cameo from Digger make this album a non-stop adrenalin rush.
Accompanied by the screamed lyrics of Wasted and back-up singer Blade, this album is going to be a hit.

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