origin: a girl named Barb one day decided she was cool enough for her own language. So she created her own dialect for Barbworld and made all her subjects (er, friends... I meant friends...) speak it. And all was good.

Note: "barbarian" can also mean anything to do with "barb" or "something barb would do" or "something barb would say".

‘it’s cold. it’s really cold out.’

1. Food snack cracker, orange in color and tasting like artificial cheese. 2. Major food staple of a barbarian.

Originated from 'chunky' and adapted to the barbese language with the characteristic shortening of barbarian tradition. In essence, means ‘chunky’, but Barb thinks it sounds cooler with only one syllable.

'Chunky', origin: Spruillish. Originally meaning ‘having a inconsistency of chunks’, it was adapted to mean ‘cool’.

A person who is silly or cute in a nonconventional manner. Usually an affectionate term for a friend who displays his or her uniqueness. Origins are from the Wesleyan tradition.

Silly, lame, or dorky. Origins are a twisted variant reflecting the transition from common to goon society.

Different spelling of the word 'gray' (see Webster's Dictionary). Can also have connotations to sadness, melancholy or the complete lack of feelings or sense of being. Origins are barbarian or early barbese.

1. sarc. Usually means that the joke was irrelevant and not humorous. Can infer that the person making the joke is dumb or that person saying 'I don't get it' is above the joke intellectually and the speaker does not wish to demean herself by attempting to understand it. 2. Usually spoken plaintively because speaker feels left out of joke and wishes someone to explain it to him or her.

Origin: half-barbarian in nature, half Spruillish. Informal name referring to the state of Illinois or a person who hails from that state.

describes a person who is a mack and good at it. Example: Brian Milcinovic. Derived from smacktacular.

A person from the state of Maine. They are all insane.

A person from Massachusetts, particularly if they are a you-know-what because then the name fits.

origin: barbarian. a sound used to express self. Meow is very flexible and versatile as it can be used in many ways, depending upon the creativity and expressive nature of the user. Can mean one of many, many things: "Pay attention to me!", "Hey, be nice!", "I’m tired.", "Go away your face offends me.", or "Where’s my Sprite, slave?"

Origin is from the french-canadian animal called a moose, although the pronunciation is supposedly very different. Moose has two ‘o’s’, giving it a very rounded, impactive sound, as if the speaker were from Canada.

Misuse of this word when speaking barbese to another fluent speaker is a great offense. Caution must be used at all times.

Origin: a barbarian shaving her head. It is a loose, inferring simple sentence that is meant to get the victim to rub the shaved head. In essence it means, 'my head is fuzzy, you should feel it.'

Note: this term only words for people with very, very short hair.

Note II: this term could be modified to : my back is tight, my head itches, etc., to achieve desired affect.

A person who is silly or cute but very intentionally so, usually in reference to computers or something intellectual. Origins are from common society.

Adaption of a proper name representing the state of New Hampshire and also residents of that state. Claimed to be sisters to Vermin.

Quite possibly the most flexible of all barbese words with no set meaning. Most often found as a greeting or an adjective found in the very beginning of casual conversation. Origin is ambiguous, with references to oi found in 'Skinhead's Hamlet', 'Supertones Strike Back', and 'Out of My System' by the Newsboys. Authorities believe that none of these references were the inspiration of the barbese version of oi.

Quite possibly the second-most flexible of all barbese words with no set meaning. Most often used as a greeting especially in Realm 302 (Kathy and Sidra's room).

origin: ‘no problem’ shortened to ‘no prob’ then adapted to backwardese - ‘on borp’ then relengthened with the suffix ‘lem’ to ‘on borplem’.

Usually requires instantaneous translation to avoid barbarian confusion

Origin is barbaric in nature, adapted from the street meaning of crack as a drug to a more benign meaning of strange or chaotic.