Hello, and welcome to DoZ 7. Well, you may ask (and you may well indeed ask that!) What the fudge is this DoZ 7 thing? Good question. Here's an answer.

Sometime last year, Screaming Mad Ghosty of DoZ fame got it into his silly little head to write a series of sploofs staring the regulars of the (now sadly deceased) Diciples Of Zor (DoZ for short) message board. The end result was the infamous DoZ Wars (Star Wars), DoZ Trek (Star Trek TNG), and the epic Indiana Macross and the Temple of Purists (featuring live human sacrifice, bloodshed, gratuitious sex scenes, a riot, a grusome disembowelment, a tank, a giant Rionald McDonald, EVA-01, two Gundams, Death and the RMS Titanic and all that was just the "making of" scenes.). This inspired me to write my own sploof Neon Genesis DoZ. The joke being that the Purists were the Angels and only McKinneyists could pilot EVAs. (Because EVAs are thought controlled and only McKinneyists belive in thinking caps and I was Shinji but instead of not wanting to pilot the EVA I kept yelling "I'm not a McKinneyist!" [My catchprase of the minute] .... well, you get the general idea)

That flopped beacue I was too lazy, and there weren't enough female DoZs.

So a few months ago I got it into my head to write.... DoZ 7 a sploof of Macross 7 a show deserving of a good sploofing! It's helped by the presennce of several more female DoZs...

The Cast!

FirePoster! (A struggling, talent free band)

• Naia Genius
• Marduk Nekki (May be Paploo or even Exculiber some days)
• Anjay Lovelock
• Ms Praxis
• Nightmare X (as the Tribble... sorry Nightmare. It was just too hard to resist!)

The UN Spacy (Incompitence has a new name....)

• Captain Macross Genius
• Special Advisor Screaming Mad Ghosty (the great big head in the sky)
• Captain Jinas (Diamond 1)
• Lt. Basara Kinzaki (Diamond 2, later Diamond 1)
• Lt. Scotty (Diamond 3, later Emerald 1)
• Lt. Cyclone McCormack (also Diamond 3)
• Lt. Veidit Redshirt (Diamond 2 as well)
• Lt. Jonathan Redshirt (also also Diamond 3)
• Dr Beta (Be scared. Be very scared)
• Captain Pumkl (UNS Saucy Gibbon)
• Captain Max (DoZ 5)

Civillians (Bloody peasants)

• Mayor Akko Genius
• Secret Agent Skull
• FirePoster's Manager*
• Bikers*

PeterDevlin (Ooooh. Scary, scarey, don't we look mean!)

• Lord Gepeternich (the Queen of Deep Sapce)
• Rob Giglestein
• Amy Sivilden
• Pieter Glavilessen
• Aubry Gavilton
• Chris Valgows

Varuta (Brainwashed Zombies who didn't quite make it as Spice Girls)

• The-Regent
• J-Dogg
• Jay
• .
• The NEW Regent

*If anyone knows who to cast as these people, do tell me!)

Episode Guide!

• Episode 1: Audience Nil
• Episode 2: Rapidly Going Nowhere
• Episode 3: Cross-Dressing Aliens Stole My Soul!
• Episode 4: Slime Creatures From Outer Space
• Episode 5: Kick the Tribble!(Don't kick the tribble!)
• Episode 6: There is no episode 6!
• Episode 7: Have you seen this city?
• Episode 8: Barvarian Battloid Party!
• Episode 9: Oh my god! They killed Cyclone!
• Episode 10: Hellooo Protodevlin nurse!
• Episode 11: Bloody Peasants!
• Episode 12: Insert Gratuitious Sex Scene Here
• Episode 13: Here comes Mr Sun!
• Episode 14: Sivil gets the Ick.
• Episode 15: Sound Farce
• Episode 16: The Winged Minibus of Doom!
• Episode 18: Big Gay Gavil's Big Gay Protodevlin Ride
• Episode 19: Drop The Dead Tribble
• Episode 20: Jammy Boids
• DoZ 7 Plus: Sporran Dreaming