Andy Barclay: Man, I didn't think the Andy character could have gotten any pussier...until they got Justin Whalin to play him. But anyway, Andy had led a troubled eight years and has landed himself in military school. Trying to cope with his past has made him a quiet teenager, but he still manages to rake in De Silva to become his unconvincing love interest. Even De Silva could whoop Andy's ass!

De Silva: For some reason, this woman is into quiet guys with a complexity to fool around with killers dolls. Andy is just her man and she gets a little lip-locking action towards the end. She ends up in the action with Andy and gets injured at the end, forcing Andy to do it alone. Her character is never really developed, so the viewer tends to not care about her at all. Or it could be just me...

Tyler: God, why couldn't this kid have died in the first scene?! Why?!! The most obnoxious character in the series, Tyler is a little brat that somehow manages to believe that a doll that talks, walks around with a knife, and swears up a storm, could somehow have been programmed that way by the company. Chucky realizes that since he has a new body, he can reveal his secret to Tyler, and then transfer his soul into his body. Andy finds this out and all hell breaks loose.

Shelton: An ass that makes Andy's life miserable. Feeding on new guys that come to the school and forcing them to do bitchwork, he tries to make Andy his new personal slave. But, gladly, he gets a nice fat bullet through the chest towards the end, putting down this pitiful character.

Sergeant Botnick: This dude ain't a main character but he's the best character in the series and deserves to be on this list! He is such an ass but you can't help laughing at him. He shaves people's heads while insulting them and demeaning them to children. He moves through the lunchroom like a cheetah and grabs people's hair that's too long. "Presto, you're bald!" Sadly, this hilarious dude gets his neck cut when he tries to fulfill a fetish of shaving Chucky's hair off.