The truth about Malkavians . . . .

All right, I admit it. They're not that stupid. They have a secret.

This is how it is with Malkavians.
They're not insane. If all the other clans weren't so stupid, they would've noticed.
They've been playing a real great practical joke on everybody for the last couple thousand years.
Have you ever met a Malkavian who seemed surprisingly sane? Most vampires have at one point or another. They just do it to make you nervous. Heh.

What's the secret? Heh heh heh.

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