Leisure Suit Larry 7 Walkthrough

Beginning Tips ------------------ I have personally found that turning on "Closed Captioning" by choosing the "Game" menu from the top pull-down menus, and selecting the bottom option, "Closed Captioning", or by pressing Ctrl-T helps a LOT. Typed sentences may contain clues by capitalizing key words, but you don't hear any emphasis on the word when the narrator says it. You can't die, or become trapped for any reason at all. Therefore, try ANYTHING you like, without fear of consequences. Love for Sail! Is a game of exploration. So don't miss anything! Look at each new scene carefully. Click on anything that causes your cursor to highlight. Try all the menu choices. Talk to everyone you see. Take notes. Remember what they say, as it may come in handy later as something to talk about with one of your new friends. Things change during the course of the game. New characters may appear. Keep looking around. Think creatively. When you get "stuck", leave and explore other areas. You never know where you might find just what you need. Above all, relax, let your imagination run wild, and have fun! Complete Walkthrough --------------------------- La Costa Lotta ------------------ In the beginning, you and Shamara are finishing up what you both started in Leisure Suit Larry VI. After a bit, she suggests doing something new. So, she shackles your hands to the headboard with "Sisters of Steel" brand handcuffs. You might think this kinky new fantasy might be nice, but it doesn't last long. As soon as you're shackled, she takes your wallet and leaves the hotel room, but not without stuffing her cigarette in your mouth first. Of course, you don't smoke, so you do the stupidest thing possible: spit out the cigarette on the bed, and catch the bed sheet on fire. The first thing you want to do, is take the Lil' Hair Weave Kit on the dresser to the right of Larry. Then, take the Vice Grips from the dresser to the left of Larry. Access your inventory, by pressing Ctrl-I, or right clicking anywhere, and choosing "Inventory". Left click once on the Lil' Hair Weave Kit, and choose "Open". Then, left click on the Vice Grips, and choose "Use" and choose "Needle". This bends the needle for you, in a zig-zag shape, perfect for picking locks. As soon as Larry calms down, and stays still, left click on the handcuffs on his hand, and choose Use. Choose to use the bent needle in the handcuffs. This gets you out of the burning bed, thankfully, but gets you in a dead end, with the fire inching closer to you, unthankfully. The Fire Chief tells you to jump. No problem, right? Only because you're on the fortieth floor, that shouldn't make any difference. However, there's a tiny problem; a glass sliding door. Did I mention the fire heated the frame, so that you can't open it, either? Didn't think so. Well, looks like you're going to have to break it with something. The lamp is too heavy for you to live (20 pounds is waaay too heavy for Larry) and the chair crumbles as you smash it against the door. Guess we'll have to try some Larry-force. Left click on the glass sliding door, and choose "Other..." Type in "Break", and you'll throw yourself through the glass door, painfully, might I add. You make it to the balcony, which is where you find a small picture of a cruise ship, which you pocket. Then, the moment of truth comes: you have to leap forty floors to your safety, or to your death. Pretty fun, eh? Unfortunately, Larry doesn't have a choice, because the force of the explosion pushes him off the balcony. He DOES land on the net, however. And then he proceeds to bounce off numerous things on, and off screen, landing on a nice, soft, cactus. "Leisure Suit Larry, you've just leapt from the 40th floor of a burning building! What are you going to do next?" Take a cruise, of course! The PMS Bouncy (Boarding the ship and first activities) ----------------------------------------------------------------- Larry arrives at the docks, and meets the beautiful Captain Thygh, and gets slapped within the first two sentences he utters. He boards the ship, and is then given his room keycard by the purser, but of course, there was a problem with his original room, and he's been moved to a much BIGGER room. (If you've played previous Leisure Suit Larry games, you know what to expect). Anyway, just look around the main lobby a bit, and soon, an announcement comes on, to anyway wishing to hump the Captain for the next week, they should report to the Lounge. Well, needless to say, you run straight for the Lounge first. After you get the announcement, right click anywhere on the screen, and choose "Map". This gives you a map of the ship, and if you hold your cursor over an area, and the area gets highlighted, you can travel to that area. In the lower right, it shows you a screenshot of the room you'd enter if you click on that area. Look at the second to the top floor of the ship, and hold your cursor over the red area in the middle of the deck. It shows in the lower right corner, that it is the "Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge". This is exactly where you want to go. Click on the red area, and you get "magically" transported there. Peter the Purser explains the TMT (Thygh Man Trophy) contest. After he is done talking, feel free to look around, and look at the cannons, or chests. You want to pay special attention to the left row of chests, about 3 chests back. You should see a speck of red and white striped, something. Go ahead and click on it. Welcome to "Where's Dildo?", which is a fun game making fun of "Where's Waldo?". Just find 32 of these little suckers, and you get something special. 1 down, 31 to go. After you're done with that, click on the door at the bottom of the stage, to leave the lounge. This leads you out to a top deck. As you might notice by sight and hearing, in the lower right, you see a flashing "1" picture. This tells you to whip out your "CyberSniff 2000"! Find the number 1 square on your CyberSniff 2000, and scratch it lightly. Then, sniff the number 1 square. Get a big old whiff of sea air. It's just like you're there. You can examine the many interesting topiaries that the PMS Bouncy has on exhibit. Hidden in the "Where's Dildo" topiary, you should see another Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and click him. 2 down, 30 to go. Go ahead and move your cursor to the far left, until you get a left arrow icon. Click, and go left. Here, you can see a fire hose case, and you probably see a fat woman pirate, too. (If not, don't worry, you'll see her soon enough!) Go ahead and click on the fire hose case, and choose "Open". Then, click on the fire hose itself, and take it. Also, click the Where's Dildo? that's near the beaver topiary's rear. (This was added later, so has an out of order number, 32 down, 0 to go)If you see the pirate woman, click on her, and choose Talk. Now, you see a menu of options that you can click on, and Larry will discuss that topic with Peggy. Choose "Your Name", and you tell her you can tell where she got her name from, and she returns your friendly ice breakers with a half dozen expletives. After you have chosen all the options, you should have learned a couple things. One, mixing KZ Sexual Lubricant, and Deodorant will cause an explosion. Two, Peggy swears an awful lot. Now, if you like, you can choose "Other.." from the conversation menu, and you get to choose the topic. Type in "Captain" to get a colorful description of Captain Thygh. After you've heard enough, choose Goodbye. Continue on your way left. Now, do you see the sneaky Where's Dildo? in this screen? Well, he's behind the sheep topiary pot. 3 down, 29 to go. Go ahead and look at the topiary sheep, and take some kumquats. You'll be glad you did later. (Although from the particular kumquats you picked, the sheep isn't too happy). Now, you see another character in this screen. Go ahead and talk to him. His name is Rod. His job is entertaining the non-existent children on this cruise. And I must say, he's doing a bang-up job. Talk to him again, and he'll make you a balloon animal. Keep talking, and he'll make you a huge range of different balloon animals. (Yeah, right). At this time, bring up your inventory, and let's take a look at what we have. You can left click on any item, and look at it, and see what it is. Look at your TMT Card, and you see what competitions you have to participate in. The competitions are: Poop Deck Horseshoes, Craps Tournament, Tail Deck Bowling, LoveMaster 2000, Captain's Cook-Off, and Best-Dressed Man. Oh yeah, you'll have no problem with this. Sheesh Larry, good luck...you're gonna need it. The LoveMaster 2000 Contest ------------------------------------ Get the ship map on screen, and look at the available rooms, until you get to "Library". Go there. By the grandfather clock, is yet another Where's Dildo?. 4 down, 28 to go. Feel free to look at all the different books in the bookcases. Also, click on the stuffed beaver on the shelf in the upper right corner. Choose "Other", and type in "milk". This sets up an Easter Egg for you, of the Juggs. After you're done, go right. Here, you meet Victorian Principles. A submissive librarian with an extreme nymphomaniacal, darker side of her, hidden away. You consider it your job to release that inner beast. Go ahead and talk with her. From the topics, you learn that she dislikes "spicy" literature, but you're sure she would love it, if she was just exposed to some. In this conversation, "Other..." as the topic is very important. No matter what you type, she turns around to her computer, and doesn't see you for about 10 seconds. Go ahead and take the mucilage in front of the pile of books. That's all you can do in here for now, so split. Say goodbye to her, and go south. Now, take a look at the champagne waterfall. Right next to it, is a column, and peeking out of it, is a little Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and let him loose. 5 down, 27 to go. Our next stop is the Clothing Optional Pool, so whip out your ship map, and click on the pool. In the changing cabana, you can see people come and go, and there's a little Where's Dildo? in the bushes toward the left. 6 down, 26 to go. Continue on your way right, and you'll be stopped by Dick. Apparantely, you can't wear you're leisure suit out in the sun, for fear of igniting. You can understand that, so you get a loaner bathing suit. And what a normal looking bathing suit it is. At least you can have a towel to cover it up. When you get past Dick, the CyberSniff 2000 shows a 2. So, grab your sheet, and scratch and sniff number 2. It's suntan lotion! Well anyway, this nude woman on a chaise lounge gets sunscreen in her eyes, and asks for a towel, groping blindly in the air. Sure enough, you walk right in the path, and your cover is shot, and your bathing suit shown. How humiliating. Well, anyway, you get in a conversation with this woman, and learn her name is Drew Baringmore. Talk to her on all the options, and learn quite a few things. One, Drew has had her cabin boy lock up her clothes in a place where she can never get them. Two, a Gigantic Erection is a cocktail, that takes an awful long time to prepare. Three, the book you want for Victorian, "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules", is in Drew's hands, and she's not done with it. To execute the first Drew Easter Egg, click on the pesky branch in front of her breasts, click "Other", and type in "push", so you can see all her attributes. Well, some of them, anyway. Also, on your way out, take a look at "Peoples" magazine to learn about the Juggs. After that, travel to the Lounge, and go south, to the bar. Talk to Johnson about Gigantic Erections. He'll go fix you one. In the meantime, go into the door beside the bar, and you'll see the Juggs doing their hair au naturale. Another Easter Egg. Well, it's about time you checked out your new digs, so go ahead and get out your ship map, and choose Cabin 0. The first thing you should notice is the Where's Dildo? directly in front of you, behind the bucket. 7 down, 25 to go. The second thing you should notice, is the CyberSniff 2000 flashing the number 6. Take a big ol' whiff of number 6 on your card, and you should smell a dank pit like smell. Feel free to look around, sleep on the cot. Also, check out the toilet pipe, and unclog it by taking out the can of Silicone Lubricant. Also, on the opposite side of the toilet, is some nice toilet paper. Go ahead and take it. Go back to the clothing optional pool, and go left, to Drew's deck. Dick will stop you again, but in a couple sentences, you've got your elephant, and ready for action. Talk to Drew, and ask her about her book again. She'll give it to you this time. Great, something to give Victorian! Go on back to the library, and prepare to swap some books. Once you've gotten the talking bar up, choose "Other.." and then type anything you want. This will make Vicki turn around, and type on the computer for 10 seconds. Now, take your time, you can make Vicki turn and type as much as you want, so you have tons of chances to do this. First off, take the book with the yellow cover. It's the top book on the stack. Once you have it in your inventory, go in your inventory, and click on it. Choose Remove Jacket. Then, click on the book jacket, and use it with the dirty book. Now you have the dirty book with the Prudish And Proud cover. Exit your inventory, and click the book stack, and use it with the Erotic book with the Prudish cover. Now, you're all set. Whip out your map, and go back to your cabin. Now, hiding beside the toilet is another Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and click him. 8 down, 24 to go. Now, whip out your map again, and choose the Sexual Prowess competition area. It's in the purple rectangle of blocks. Where's Dildo? time again! This time he's sticking out of the fourth booth. Click him. 9 down, 23 to go. Now, the CyberSniff 2000 also tells you smell a very strong number 7 smell. Take a little sniff, and it smells like fish. Go figure. Next, click on the lips on the left wall, and use your TMT card in the lips/cardreader. Next, watch poor Larry's attempt to win. You gotta feel sorry for the guy. On your way out, push the green button beside the fourth booth. After you're done in there, take out the map, and take another walk to your cabin. You should notice another Where's Dildo? hiding out behind the pipes in the lower left hand corner. 10 down, 22 to go. Vicki should be just about done now, so go ahead and use your map to travel to the library. You should notice a change in music, telling you what to expect up ahead. You'll also notice a bigger Where's Dildo? on the screen towards the right, behind the pineapple. 11 down, 21 to go. Also, take a look at the screen of the computer, which shows LSL6, for some extra points. Ctrl-click the left-most naked man on the computer screen, until you see an easter egg pop up in the upper left corner. Now you'll get to see Vicki naked when she...gets to know you better. Well, might as well talk to the new, improved Vicki. After you ask about the weather, it'll turn her on so much, that she actually has sex with you. (Not having her glasses on made you look a lot better) Well, having absolutely no clothes, you try to make it to your cabin without being noticed. However, an old lady sees you just as you near your room. So much for secrecy. As you get dressed in your room, you should notice that since you've "interacted" with Vicki, there is now a bitmap saved in your LSL7 directory called "vicky.bmp". I suggest you take a look at it. Well, after that experience, you just can't wait for more. Get your ship map out, and go to the Library, again. Now, finish your conversation with Victorian. After asking about Sex, Larry challenges Vicki to prove that she's the most sexually- competent person on the ship. He tells her to take his scorecard, and beat the LoveMaster 2000. Well, needless to say, she passes with flying colors. You didn't win the bet, but you got a record high score on the LoveMaster 2000. One competition down. The Best Dressed Man Contest ------------------------------------- Now that you're done with the LoveMaster, onto the Best Dressed Competition. Get out the ship map, and choose the Best Dressed Competition area, in the purple rectangle of blocks. Aww, isn't that cute? A Where's Dildo? right next to the computer, beside you. Pick him up. 12 down, 20 to go. Now, let's see you blow this contest out of the water. Unzip the mannequin's fly (Yes, I'm serious) and discover the cleverly hidden cardreader. Wow, record high score, right? I mean, isn't two just a wonderful score? Ok, looks like you need to cheat on this contest as well. Take out your map, and travel to Captain Queeg's Ballroom. Since the main doors are open, go on through. Now, besides the nude swimmers at the top, you should notice a Where's Dildo? on stage. Go ahead and punch him with the mouse cursor. 13 down, 19 to go. There are also two other dildos hiding behind the chair, and and next to the statue. (Skipping ahead cause these dildos were added after, 30 down, 2 to go, and 31 down, 1 to go.) Click on yourself, while in the ballroom, choose "Other", and type in "dream". You'll see a pretty cool Easter Egg. Now, talk to the woman behind the drawing table. You find out she's the infamous Jamie Lee Coitus. By talking to her, you learn that Calvin Klone pirated her spring line, and sold it as his. It's obvious she needs your help. Click "Other..." and type in leisure suits. All right! Now she'll show leisure suits, and then retro will be in again, and you can win the contest! But where will you get a bunch of polyester from? I'll tell you where. Pop up your map, and click on the El Replicant Sculpture Garden. Wow. A really big David made of playing cards, and an almost finished Venus de Milo of casino dice. If you look carefully beside David's foot, you can see another Where's Dildo?. 14 down, 18 to go. You gotta some of these dice as a souvenir. Click on Venus' foot, and her big toe, and take a couple souvenir dice. Next, go down, and you're back in the main room. You should see yet another Where's Dildo? beside the giant books at the entrance leading to the library. 15 down, 17 to go. After you've clicked him, move right, back into the Sculpture Garden. The sculptor is gone, and you can climb the ladder of the scaffolding to the Venus O' Dice. Check out Bob Bitt's toolbox. On the top is a very handy screwdriver. Go ahead and pocket it. Go to your map again, and this time, head for the Employees Only area. It's close to the Sculpture Garden. On it, you see the many faces of past TMT contest winners, and a big picture of Captain Thygh herself, in a bathing suit. And also, you might notice a big security door with a bunch of testing equipment to gain access to. And of course, there are those lasers in front of you. Well, Larry Laffer was never one to back away from a challenge. Since you can't die, just walk right up to the security door, ignoring those large painful weapons that pop out of everywhere as you pass the lasers. Click on the security door, and choose "Other..." and type in "Push". I guess someone left it open just enough for you to get in. Once you get inside, you can see a little Where's Dildo? hiding behind one of the chairs to the right. Click him. 16 down, 16 to go. Now, go ahead and check out the counter. There you can take a tube of KZ Sexual Lubricant, beside the coffee maker; and a jackpot preventer jumper wire above the microwave and the shaved dice bowl. Take both of these items, and check out the view of Captain Thygh on the fridge (naked), and the wall (barely clothed), and also check out the lockers on the wall. Also, read the message board until it repeats itself for some points. After you've taken in all the scenery, take out your map, and go to the top of the ship; the bridge. The first thing you see, is a ladder, so you might as well climb it. This takes you up to the sails, take a look at them, and you find out they are made of 100% pure polyester. Now if you could only raise the sails. There's gotta be controls in the bridge, right? Climb down the pole, and go into the bridge. Aww, you see another Where's Dildo? in there. 17 down, 15 to go. Well, the controls you want to access are there, but there's a big killer dog guarding them. Hmm, nothing we can do about him now. Go back outside, and; wait! That control box under the life preserver looks like it could be the controls that we couldn't get to inside! Take out your trusty screwdriver, and unscrew the cover. Hmm, the speaker fuse, and the sail fuse. Since there are so many announcements, let's rig it up so that the sails raise every time an announcement is made. You are truly a genius, Larry. Take out your jumper wire, and use it on either of the fuses. Things should happen now. Ok, climb back up the ladder, and wait for an announcement. Wow, you actually made it work! All right! Now if you only had something to cut it with. Looks like you need to take a trip to the dining room, Larry. That's the most logical place that a knife would be found. Take out the map, and go to The Heaving Ho'. First you thing you notice is the wonderful ice carving of Captain Thygh, which looks very realistic. Go ahead and lick it. Scanning the room, you also see the door at the far side of the room, with various signs reading "18 and older Only!" "Closed to the Public!" and other various messages. Holding your ear up to the door and listening, you hear that they seem to be having a great time! You want in, but the door is locked. Oh well. As you continue to scan the dining room, you see a nice big bowl of bean dip. You just can't resist. Go ahead and eat some. Oopsies! Looks like the dip gave us a problem. Go ahead and click yourself, and find out you have a new option, "Fart". Try it out. Uh oh! CyberSniff 2000 time!! And no matter how much you don't want to, scratch number 5 on your card, and take a huge whiff. It's like you were just beside Larry. Well, looks like on the buffet table near the middle, at the bottom is your friend, Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and kick him off the table. 18 down, 14 to go. Next, you see the meat carver, at the right. Go ahead and talk to him. He'll give you a nice serving of s'Pork, that great stuff. Talk to him again, and you get even more s'Pork! All right! The good news is, he's gone, and you can take whatever you want. And that's the last you'll ever see of Wang. He never comes back. Well, that strange hanging meat has certainly caught your eye. And one of them is striped! Click on it, and you find out it's your good buddy, Where's Dildo?. 19 down, 13 to go. Also, that knife is just what you were looking for, so pocket it. And that heat lamp looks nice too, so take the heat bulb. Now, you're all ready for the sails again. Using your map, head back to the bridge, and climb the ladder. If the sails aren't up, wait for an announcement. When they're up, climb on the pole, and use the knife to cut some polyster. And, of course, shortly after there is an announcement, and the sails come down; with you in them. Ironically enough, that's the last announcement of the evening, and you spend all night in a sail. Morning comes, and the morning announcement is made, and the sails go up, and you fall down on the bridge. Ouch. Well, at least you have the cloth. Go back to Captain Queeg's Ballroom, and talk to Jamie Lee. Use the polyster on her. Well, you end up naked...again. This time you know you can get back to your room unseen. Well, that's what you thought, until Peggy showed up. Ech. Well, Larry, Jamie Lee had to leave you something at the Ballroom, right? Go on back. Ah, a note! It tells you to meet Jamie backstage. All right!!! Get on backstage, and prepare yourself. Well, you end up ONstage, but you make the best of it, and start showing off your fashion. Well, I think they loved it, after all, they ripped your suit to shreds. Okay, once again, you stumble back to your room with nothing on, and know you aren't going to meet anyone on the way. Instead, you meet a reporter from Inside Edition. Oh well. Now that you've "interacted" with Jamie Lee, a bitmap has been saved in your LSL7 directory, called "jamielee.bmp". I suggest you take a look at it. You won't regret it. Well, now that the "Larry" fashion is in, go back to the Best Dressed contest, and take another stab at it. All right, a win! Congrats! Two contests down. The Craps Tournament --------------------------- Ok, you feel like gambling now, right? Get out your map, and go to the Pair O' Dice Casino. What do you see on the blackjack seats below? Why, it's Where's Dildo?! 20 down, 12 to go. Well, it looks like you can't even lose at craps, because the table is too full. But, you did notice how the people reacted to your "problem" with the bean dip. Maybe it'll work here. Go back to the dining room, eat some bean dip, and come back to the casino. Then, go ahead and fart. Sure, it's socially unacceptable, but now the craps table is empty! Talk to the "Croupier", and get a feel for his attitude. Then, go ahead, and play. And lose, too. Hmm, it looks like those souvenir dice with the glue would help right now. Nuts! Looks like Jacques won't let you use those dice. Use the souvenir dice with the toilet paper, to get the new, improved completely illegal, but Jacques doesn't know, dice. Now that you got your shaved dice, nothing can stop you. Bet again, and once Jacques gives you the casino dice, use your shaved dice on the table instead. Once you start winning, a woman named Dewmi Moore (Nice name, eh?) takes notice of you, and offers you a game of Strip Liar's Dice. You accept, of course, (The game has the word "strip" in it) and you go to her cabin. The rules are relatively easy, you can view them by clicking on "How to Play". It takes a lot of saving, and restoring, but you'll win. The first few times you win, she pays for new dice by paying up some money, but after she runs out of money, things start getting interesting. After your fifth win, she starts taking off clothes. First to go are the shoes, then her blouse, then her skirt, and then she buys a die from the excess money she made off the skirt. After that, she takes off an earring, and then the other earring. Then, off the excess money she made off both earrings, she buys another die. After that, things start getting serious. She then takes off her panties, but after that, she doesn't buy any more die, she waits until all her die are gone, so you have to win 5 more times. Then, she starts taking off her bra, when she offers you a drink to loosen up. You decline at first, but then accept. And just as she's taking off her bra, you slip into this deep dream like phycadelic sex-oriented state of mind, with 60's music playing in the background. She's drugged ya! Well, you wake up naked, in her pool, and once again have to walk to your room. Once again, someone sees you, this time a nun. Egads! Once you're dressed, I suggest you save your game, load up a picture viewer, and view "dewmi.bmp" in your LSL7 directory. It'll be worth the time and effort. And then, you get the announcement that you won the craps tournament. Good job! Three contests down. Poop Deck Horseshoes --------------------------- After your encounter with Dewmi, go back to her room using your map. On the table near the left wall, you see what she drugged you with: Orgasmic Powder! Well, no big deal. Just take it. The following action results in an Easter Egg. If you execute it, later you'll see Drew walk naked across your screen. If you don't do the Egg, you'll see Larry walk in front of her, blocking your view. The choice is yours. Go to the Clothing Optional pool, and go up to Drew, the close-up. Try to use the orgasmic powder on her Gigantic Erection. After that, try to drink it. This triggers an Easter Egg you'll see later. Now to win that Cook Off. First stop, go back to the Promenade Deck, and talk to Peggy. Talk to her about a Cabin Boy, and then the break room. And if you looked at the lockers, and tried to open them, then tell her about the lockers, and she'll give you the locker to look in. If not, go back and try to open the lockers. Go back to the lockers, and open the second one from the left, on the bottom row. Then, go back to Peggy and ask her the combonation. She tells you the combo, 38-24-36. Go back to the lockers and punch it in. And you get smashed by the locker bay. Go in, and talk to Xqwzts, and talk to him about the dirty pictu