Zelda Songs for the Holidays

God Rest Ye Merry Nintendo

God rest ye merry Nintendo
Let nothing you dismay.
Despite the fact that PSX
Has led your fans astray.
To save your market share in Japan
Where you're getting slayed.
Oh-oh tidings of Zelda 64
(could you want more?)
Oh-oh tidings of Zelda 64.

Here Comes Zelda V

Here comes Zelda V, here comes Zelda V,
Right down gaming store aisle.
Buy the game with your college tuition,
Now walk out with style.

Chorus:
People grinning, gold carts gleaming,
All is shiny and bright.
Fire up your system, down some coffee,
And play all through the night.

Here comes your cousin, here comes your cousin,
Skipped work for the game.
He got fired, but he's got Zelda,
Of course he won't complain.

(CHORUS)