Finally online: the official, celebrated 407 Quote Board from the 2001-2002 school year to date!
...And when you're done with this one, have a look at the old board.
Finally online: the official, celebrated 407 Quote Board from the 2001-2002 school year to date!
...And when you're done with this one, have a look at the old board.
"...and I refuted you." --Fei
"Scott, you may be funnier, better-looking, and smarter, but I play guitar better." --Adam
"Blow me." --Fei
"Choo-choo! Blowjob!" --Scott
"Everyone loves a whore." --Jason
"Ooh, a bunch of guys with hard-ons...that's where I want to be." --Fei
"I gotta have my 'Pops!" --Adam
"I had a little sample, but I haven't had what you got." --narrator, "Italian Hottie Home Naked"
"I'm a pizza bagel." --Adam
"ASSHAT!!!" --Derek, Scott, Adam, Fei, Matt, and the brothers of Phi Kappa Theta, among others
(falls down) --Adam
"What is it? Do you have something in your pocket??" --Michelle, to Scott
"Whenever I see a fucker, I hit him in the face." --Pete
"Adam, you're such a fuck-up." --Fei
"These guys get fucked up and tip cows." --Greenie driver
"You disgusting pig." --Michelle, to Scott
"You sound like a woman." --Michelle
"There's something wrong with your face; I can't help you." --Michelle
"So you're a high-priced ho?"
"Exactly." --Scott & Michelle
"You secretly worship God, religiously." --Michelle
"You diry bastard." --Michelle
"I suck. Stupid hair. Nobody likes me." --Adam
"I may be poor and have no morals, but I refuse to be a part of the anal raping of William Sherwin." --Adam
"There are two kinds of people, Adam: those who are worth something, and you." --Scott
"I'm going to ass-fuck my way into my room if it kills me." --Adam
"I licked the spot that I thought was Rachel, but it was you." --Adam, to Alex
"The blank CD is in the recorder, Fuck Face!" --Adam
"Drape the garb over your burly frame." --Adam