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1. We take no responsibilty here at III for any damage to you, your possesions or your gay hemophiliac cat.
2. Just because your mother touches you, doesn't mean you can.
3. Leave your god damn finger out of your ass. I don't want you desecrating my page.
4. If you live in the praries, I'll tell you right now that you won't find any of your sick family porno and incest in my page..... so get out noww!!!!!
5. !!!!!!!!!Have some fun asshole!!!!!!!!!!
6. All you bi-sexual chicks go home...... oh wait..... actauuly just take a quick visit and leave your phone number. (I'll get back to you.)
7. Never, ever, ever run with scissors. If entending to hurt a sibbling in a fake fall and accidental scissor amputation, just take caution.
8. Mailmen don't like it if you bite their leg when your dog is sick. (Don't ever try it.)
9. Mailmen are uptight assholes.
10. Kill all the mailmen you see.
11. Some langauge, subject matter, pictures.. oh who are we kidding.... this whole damn page is inappropriate for little kids. We reccomned marture audiences only (leaglly that is 18, but really, anyone over 10 can handle it.)
12. No material on this page will in any way persaude you to be gay. If you are, it is your own damn fault, so stop your whinning and do buy yourself a pretty pink dress.
13. No, Sparky will not stop licking. So, shut up.
14. IF your blonde I'll tell you right now. Remove the long black plastic thing, it is a joystick and wipe off all that crap that is on it. You might as well grab a nail file now, cuz whiteout won't come off the screen to easily.
15. Only ditzs throw out their neck while blow drying their hair.(You know who you are.)
16. You've seen the typos in here, there are more to come. I don't have time to edit this so deal with it.
17. On a more personal note......if your name is Erin C., go home!!!! (YOu know who you are....If you don't, I'm talking about the smelly, dirty one who runs around bitching at me like some crazy chicken with its head...no make that genitals, cut off.) I mean she is funny to look at, but come one I think she is taking this pretending to be a girl thing a little to far. And I don't mean to hit her while shes down, but this being a guy thing, for her its a very small problem.
18. Even if your not Erin C., if you fit that general description....just go home, because come on, lets face it, YOU SUCK!!!!! Of course I want more people coming, but hey...not that kind. We are very tolerant of all people here..but that is just taking it too far. I have limits just like the rest of you, and I like to keep a certian quality ot his site.....DONT SCREW WITH MY STANDARDS!!!!
19. Mike R. ....go home!!! Nothing more needs to be said.
20. Okay, maybe I was wrong, something more needs to be said. Mike R. is a complete fucking moron! He and his elepahnt hunting goon of a family can impale themsleves on their own illeagelly trafficked elephant tusks. He says that I stole stuff that he wrote!!! Well, THEY AREN'T HIS JOKES. He doesn't have the fucken creativity to write fucking non-fiction books. The closest he ever came to something funny was when his dad rammed his dick so far up his ass, he screamed like a little pussy and woke up the whole god dammed neighbourhood. Well you know what mike?? You can take your little jokes and tell them to your sister..maybe she'll think thety're funny and you might get laid for the first time in your life!!!!!! Look waht you've done. NOw I'm all mad and pissed off and wasting these people's precious time before they get on to the funny jokes you DIDN'T write. Enough Said......like I said with Erin..I have Satndards!!!!!!
21. I'm out of warnings, so just take heed and enter below.
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