Hello this is my home page and not my brother daniels one, cus he sux at html. I live in a trailer park in White rock Ariazona in atralier with my mom and my family. My mom doesn't work and I go to school with my brother daniel (who suCKs at html).
Thosis my family, we connet to the innernet with AOL
My name is Goat Boy Gomer

This is ma girfrind Lurlene, shes my HOTTIE!.. she got the same grandma as me. 

I am goin to bee movn my page to a nuw place at zgeek.. they are givin my the address
YOU can fined my page allways at

PLese yuse this addres to tell yur freinds about my page,cus so yucky lady is writtin me emails and sayin shes going to git geocitys to tak my page down. so if I mov the page yoo can fine it agin.!!!!!

Thes are not ging to tayk my page down no more.
I am goig to make a new page in HTML TOO!

 This is my grandma, she lives int he trailer with my family. she smells funny, but i can say that here as she cant read good.This is my brother daniel he has been to the city once and is a home boy, I dont git it, he says heaps of YO and CRIB.. and he calles me a pig thinger.. but I wail into him and he stops.

This is my cusin Andrew, hes in jail for shootin up a phone booth.. hes just plum crazy, I got a gun too.
This my house, its really good, when it has tyres me and daniel mov it around the park when mom is passed out drunk, it really musses her up and is worth a laugh, but she beats the jesus out of us some times.
I think this is my pop, he dont live with us anymore cus he cant be around animals or electric kitchen stuf.
THis is my pops truck, he left it here, I have not met him but I am keeping good nik of his truck, just incase he comes back and need to drive some place.This is my best friend, I dont know his name yet, but we always go skinny dippin and he gives me candy and really long hugs.
This is my School teacher she was a man once but a sickness made her change. She is cool and does modeling for magazines, they are so good that the paper shop has to hide them under the counter to stop people buyin all of them.

This is my cousin denise, she lost all her teeth cus she sucked on a beater after she made a cake and that crazy Andrew turned it on. Its funny to watch her eat candy like barley sugar, we have to put plastic wrap on her to stop the spit getting on her clothes.
I dun't know who this man is, but we allways find him nekkid int he  ouse some times. When daniel (who sux at html) and I get bored be play find the nekkid man. Oh yeah, This si my mom, she was feedin a thirsty man cus, she had her 15th kid, we sold the kid.she only keeps the ones with all 13 fingers.
NEKKID MEN- I keep finding some neekid men, this aremy photos of them.. they are usually sleeping on my mom, cus shes real comfortable like, well.. thats waht daniel says
Some of them want me to sit on there lap and prettend we are driving along a bumpy road.
This man wouldn't stop screaming, he drove me nuts.
 
 

This is Michael, he used to be my friend, but got killed when he tried to rassle a interstate bus after he sniffed some gas.

This is another friend ov mine , hes reel dumdlike, he lieks to hug me and asc whos my dady?, and i tel him
 butt he keps askin whos my dady?...dumby
This is a nother nekkid man I found in my moms room. I have started collecting photos of them. I like the internet.

This is my neighbour frank.. the cat is one he found in a bucket He is practicing a to be a vet and can get this whole fist in the cats bottom.. The cat makes funny noises heheheheh

This is franks cousins brother in laws best frriends, he has a motorbike. he is the coolest man inthe trailer park and you can always here him riding up to the tv trailer to watch jerry springer.

These are the 2 kids we throw stuff at. there used to be 3, and now mom says we cannot though heavy stuf.

This is there mom, she runs the trailer park christen group.. she sings heaps and intercourses with jesus and god.. she got real mad at me one day when we ran out off poo paper so I had to use that boble book she gave me. I think she wants me to intercourse too.
This is Gavin, hes parents own the trailer park. I found him wacking off in some bushes (found him easiy caus he yeld "yi-har")but he lets me know html on the internet

I gotta go now.. my pee pee is brusting to pee.
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