SITTING THERE ON MY FAVORITE ROCK THINKING ABOUT THE RAIN BLOCKING MY FRIEND THE SUN. MANE ALL SOGGY AND WET.

RARR

THEN KITTY COMES ALONG LOOKING SAD

"WHAT WRONG KITTY"

KITTY RESPONDS:

"KITTY GOT PROBLEMS" KITTY SAYS

"KITTY HAVE PROBLEMS? COME TELL KING ABOUT PROBLEMS." I FEEL LIKE DADDY AS I SAY MONKEY WORDS. (CHIT CHIT CHAT) - (I THINK SMALL GIGGLE TO MYSELF ER) ...AHEM

"N-NO!" KITTY SAYS

"NO!?" "WHAT SO BAD CANT BE FIXED BY BIG KING?" (HEH HEH CHIT CHIT CHAT CHAT CHIT HEE HEE) ER... AHEM GRROWL ( MUST POSTURE- AM KING)

"SNIFF OH KING I SAD, *SOB* SO SAD- I MAKE BIG MISTAKE!" SAYS SAD KITTY

I PUT ARM AROUND KITTY AND PULL CLOSE TO ME. CONTROL CONTROL CONTROL CONTROL CONTROL HELP ME SELINE CONTROL "THERE THERE" KITTY ALL BE OK- I GREAT KING, I FIX ANYTHING" I FLEX CLAWS "SEE CLAWS VERY SHARP.... " KITTY SHRINKS FROM ME.... WHY? HMMMM. ...... ( HEH CHIT CHIT VANESSA CHIT CHAT TOO.) ER GRRR....

" WHAT KITTY DO?!" "TELL ME!"

"KITTY DO BAD THING?!"

"Y- YES" KITTY MEWLED.

"OH POOR POOR KITTY DONT FEEL BAD " TEAR DROPS ON KITTY'S EAR SHE LOOKS UP AT ME WITH BIG KITTY EYES - POOR KITTY POOR POOR KITTY . POOR.....

"KITTY!!!!!?? YOU USE GIFT ON KING - PATHETAMEW- ???!!!

"WHAT KITTY DO??!!"

"K-KITTY MATE WITH PUPPY.....' KITTY SAY WITH TEARS IN EYES AND GIFT FAIL CHIT CHIT NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

"KITTY MATE WITH PUPPY AND PREGNANT WITH PUPPY'S CUB!"

"WHAT!!!???" KITTY DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????? GRRRRRRR. (CHIT CHIT CHAT NOT FUNNY ANYMORE .. NO MORE THOUGHT OF VANESSA. OUTRAGE, BLOOD, NO MORE AJABA NO CHANCE OF AJABA!)

"ROAAAR KITTY NOT WORRY, THIS FIX EASY...." KITTY MEWLED "REALLY KING?" "GRRRR ROOARR YESSSSS!!!" "KING FIX NOW!!!!!!!"

SWITCH TO LION MAN BODY WARRIOR BODY EXCEPT NOT WARRIOR NOW GRRR EXECUTIONER NOW.

SLASH GASH GUT TEAR RRRRRIP

"NO !!! KING NO PLS NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ARRAGGAHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

"SEE KITTY PROBLEM SOLVED, NO MORE TROUBLE"

"SEE YOU IN NEXT LIFE LITTLE KITTY" KITTY NO MAKE MISTAKE IN NEXT LIFE HOPE.

HMMM GRRRRR SHOULD HAVE AKSED WHO. AAH I FIND OUT, I KING....

HEH TWO DONE ONE TO GO.

( HMPH CHIT CHIT CHIT CHAT WONDER WHAT VANESSA DOING?) CHIT CHIT CHAT CHAT CHIT