What was the last you heard of the Australian army? That they still have forces in Timor?

That they’ve sent forces to aid in the war against “terrorism” (which will involve us sitting in bunkers watching American bombers perform acts of terror on innocent people)?

 

I searched the internet to find out the latest updates on our army’s activities, and found some startling things. Not to mention a whole lot of porn with women holding guns and wearing those little military hats.

 

 

Prime Minister attends function on Thursday Island:

 

“Soon we shall eat the black men. Bwahahahaha.”

                       

 

 

The Australian Air Force patrol over a key strategic point in the outback. Notice the easily accessible road, which leads to major silos and factories. If that were to fall into enemy hands, our nation’s economy would suffer terribly.

 

 

Australia’s Light Brigade, answering the call to fight against the terrorist forces in Afghanistan.

Forward the Light Brigade!

 

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