Bob Greenacre sent me an email about “Project 21”, a campaign written up by Gemini Publishing (their homepage is www.getgirls.com). To cut a very, very long story short, if I send this nut $90 a month, he will send me ‘educational tapes’ and the rights for resale. I am guessing that the educational tapes are the same ones advertised on Gemini Publishing’s homepage.
Anyway, here is the email I sent in reply:
Dear Bob,
YES!!!! THE OFFER OF MY
DREAMS IS FINALLY HERE!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
POP THE CORK ON THE
CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE ETC ETC!!
The number of shonky,
money grubbing business enterprises I have had to deal with in my lifetime is
astounding, but now, finally, I have found my sanctuary in Project 21!!
Please immediately send
me more information on this wonderful program!!
I would love to take
your free trial, and then who knows? Maybe I'll send you $90, and you can send
me the wonderful, 'educational' tapes on how to seduce women!!
Clearly a person with
your integrity and business ethics would need these tapes!! You probably have
agoraphobia!! You probably don't even know what agoraphobia is!!
Thank you so much for
your time, you sweet, sweet little man.
You and your idiotic
customers deserve each other.
I wonder if I’ll get
a reply?