Steve Irwin is demented.
He speaks to his audience as if they are 3 years old, has a very poor grasp of the English language, and looks funny.
Yet somehow he has a television show, his own personal zoo, not to mention a cult following. There are heaps of geoshitties sites dedicated to this nut.
Famous “Quotes”:
“I’ve been injured more times than you can poke a stick at. I’ve recently had shoulder surgery. Three surgeries on my knee. I’ve got scar tissue on scar tissue on my hands. But you know, I’ve never had a real serious bite from any animal.”
“I met my wife Terri while I was doing a demonstration at Australia Zoo. And would you believe it – I’m in there and I’m trying to stay alive ‘cuz Agro, this big crocodile, he’s trying to kill me. And I looked up into the crowd and I saw this woman. Our eyes met, my heart started thumping and it was love at first sight.”
A mighty warrior, and a poet.
Here the legendary Crocodile Hunter™ demonstrates his incredible strength as he lifts his daughter, Bindy-Sue, whilst simultaneously groping his wife.
You da’ man, Steve!
As Steve grins sheepishly at the camera, the deadly salt-water crocodile sneaks up behind him, ready to disembowel its unwary prey. CRIKEY! HOLY SMOKES THAT WAS CLOSE! ETC ETC!!
Well that’s the end of this exciting article.