I plan to see how far I can take this blatantly false stint.
I am posing as a Joshua Kalgetti, a man with wealthy parents and a mission. Below is a copy of the email I sent to Jan Murray & Associates.
To whom it may concern,
I am interested to find out more about your company, and the price of its services.
Just a quick history:
I have made it big in the real estate industry, partially because I am good at selling houses, and partially because I have very wealthy parents, and leaning heavily on the latter.
I, my parents, and some friends and family have come up with a bold idea, which is very sketchy at best at its current stage:
we plan to make as much money as possible, and then use that money to make as many other people as financially secure and as healthy as we can. This may come in the form of welfare payments, drug rehabilitation centres - the world is our oyster.
I did some calculations and I found out that if I stop renting out this $10,000 a month penthouse in Perth, and stopped buying ludicrously expensive magazines and food, I could afford to give away almost $200,000 a year! And this isn't even including the other money I earn from investments.
So far we are still working on the plans and I have many accountants and advisors assisting me in this task.
I would like to know how I could employ Jan Murray & Associates to help me with this, what they would be willing to do, how much of a workload they would be willing to take, etc.
Thank you very much for your time.
Yours sincerely,
Joshua Kalgetti, dedicated to serving the People, and hosting dinner parties.
Unfortunately, Jan Murray and Associates replied back to me, saying that if I supplied a contact number, a staff member would contact me shortly. I decided to chicken out, rather than make up some elaborate excuse.