Joke by MaryMonster on 8/3/00 - 1.)Right after chu-chu and maria fight and destroy Achtzen(Maria's dad) go to the infirmary inside the Yggdrasil. The guy that is always bandaged up is now out of his bandages because he was faking all this time. Talk to him, and then he'll tell you about how chu-chu's fighting inspired him to stop faking. Then, as he JUMPS for joy and excitement about being able to help the young master, he ends up jumping to high, hits his head on the metal thing that holds up the curtain to the bed that he is standing right next to, and then he gets hurt for real. ("If only I didn't have this wound...")T_T(OUCHIES!)^-^

Xenogears is such a serious game, that's why I made some jokes trying to balance it out a bit. I hope you will enjoy it.

When you get fustrated in Xenogears, Do you....

1 - press the jump button crazily and make Fei and his friends dance on the screen?

2 - jump all three of your characters on top of the closest available person's head and let them walk for you, wondering where they will take you?

3 - take the Yggdrasil (if available) and pilot it aimlessly across the world map until the crew starts throwing up?

4 - make Fei or any other person you like drink as much Bartweiser as possible until their weight is completely different to what they are supposed to be?

5- run around the screen and make them look like they are playing tag, or following the leader?

Number 5 submitted by Worthmore5

6- do you search and climb the highest tower, such as the one in Flying Shevat, and see how much hang time Fei and his gang has?

7- train yourself to the max and then suddenly realizing leveling up your character won't do you any good in a GEARS boss match?

8- jumping from one character's head to another and trying not to touch the floor?