Now, after hearing that the monkeys had eaten his best henchman, Xiop Sooey exploded. "First, they beat Squatty, and now they eat Tost!" In a rage, Xiop Sooey stormed around the room, kicking things, and breaking things. Then he sat down to watch some TV to help him cool down. The news show was showing footage of the monkeys fighting Squatty. Xiop Sooey recognized the fighting style. "Hey, that's Dung Fu! The only two people who know Dung Fu in the world today, are Fatty and I. So, Fatty's behind this, eh?"
Meanwhile, the monkeys were being interviewed by a news reporter for channel 3 news, May O' Schlemiel. "So, Slayer, what is your favorite kind of music?" May asked.
"I like a wide variety of music, but mostly punk rock, particularly Less Than Jake" Slayer replied.
"How about you, Virus?" asked May.
"I like techno music."
"I see. What is your favorite type of music, Bloode?"
"I like heavy metal."
"And you, Phil?"
"Uh, I like punk rock too."
"What is your favorite food?" May asked all of them.
"PIZZA!" they cried in unison.
"Pizza? How often do you eat it?"
"Every meal of every day of every week of every month of every year."
"Except for yesterday when we ate the giant piece of bread."
"Yeah."
"Oh. I see," replied May. "Hey, after the interview, do you wanna come to my place and have some pizza? I have tons of frozen pizzas."
"We'd love to," Phil replied. When the interview was over, they all went to May's for pizza. Slayer and Phil drank too much grape juice, though, and they got kind of wild.
"So *hic* you see, *hic* I am the *hic* great gouda *hic* cheese!" Slayer mumbled drunkenly.
"No, *hic* I am!" Phil screamed in a drunken state. Phil and Slayer got into a brawl, but it didn't last for long, because May slapped them out of it. SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
"Thanks, I needed that." Slayer thanked May.
"Maybe you guys should head home now," May suggested.
"Okay." The monkeys one by one flushed themselves down the toilet. FLUSH! FLUSH! FLUSH! FLUSH! The monkeys were all in the sewer now, but they were all wet.
"You'd think there was an easier way," Virus said. The four arrived at the door to their home, only to find it broken open.
"That's funny, it didn't look like that this morning," said Phil.
"You idiot, we've been had! Somebody broke in!"
"Oh my!" When the monkeys walked in they saw Fatty on the floor, squashed.
"Master! What have they done to you?"
"Avenge my death . . ." Fatty replied using his last smidgen of strength.
"Who did this to you?"
"Avenge my death . . ." And then he died.
"Nooo! I must find the cad that has done this, and hurt him very badly."
"But who did it?" The monkeys looked at the walls. The walls had graffiti on them that wasn't there before. The graffiti said 'XIOP SOOEY WAS HERE'.
"We must go fight this fiend!"
"Maybe May could help us." The four monkeys went to get May, and then all five of them traveled to the country to train for the big fight with Xiop Sooey. Their training was going fine until Slayer went to bed, bumped his head, and didn't get up in the morning. The others were greatly concerned. So much so that they kicked him in the head, hoping he could wake up. Nothing worked, until one day, when Phil splashed Slayer with some water. It took a little while for Slayer to be steady on his feet again, but when he was, he was doing great. After a month had passed, they were ready to go back.