Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins: These two are candidates for the ultimate three-way. I just adore them for being so radical, so outspoken, so queer for a straight couple. I love when they call each other "partner" in the press, because it's so unsettling to the mainstream media. They are both so smart and seductive on and off screen. She is simply one of the sexiest women alive: She's brainy and busty, and her fiery red hair makes me melt. He's got that nerdy sensitive feminist guy thing working, and I bet he's pretty kinky in bed. Together they'd be the erotically charged intellectual romp of my dreams.