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About the Foxy Mouse This site was started in 1943 as the Allies' most powerful weapon against the invading Nazi hordes threatening world domination. Due to its incredible and terrifying power the government kept it covered up for 57 years before entrusting this awesome power to 19 year old Tim Weinmann. Will the lad use the horde-toppeling might of this page for good or evil? Well, if his partnership with rage-aholic cartoon icon and "gay rights for Mall Santas" fundraising behemoth Bad Batz-Maru is any indication, now might be a good time to start mailing thank-you notes and signing them "p.s. I'll see you in hell!" |
 Bad Batz-Maru would just as soon take a shit in you grandmother's mouth as look at you. |
About Me Name: Tim Weinmann Base of Operations: The tears of little children all over the world. Turn-Ons: Short punky lesbians, Bill Murray movies, etc. Turn-Offs of March 1982 Playboy Playmate Karen Witter: "People who stereotype others, politics, pomposity, powerboats, conformists." Her "Secret Dream": "To sail around the world and be a ballerina." Any seven year old girl's oft expressed "Secret Dream: "To sail around the world and be a ballerina." Survey Says: Basil Hometown: Ft. Collins, CO Rock You?: Yes, probably. Currently Residing: Boulder, CO Boulder, CO Slogan: "We have adequate filth for every hippie!" Education: Attending Front Range Community College, so you know I'm a severe genius. To learn more about Tim Weinmann from the perspective of noted thinker and cartoon character, Bad Batz Maru, Click Here |
