Mijos: 2055 A comic starring toys purchased for fifty cents a piece at the local supermarket, Mijos: 2055 follows a group of ethnic youngsters living and loving in the near future. Marvel at the silent just-staning-there-ness of Big Man, laugh at the adorable antics of Chewey, take a fantastic, non-narcotics-based journey into the warm center of your own imagination with The Duck, and enjoy spending time with the rest of the gang as they saunter along through a series of short mis-adventures. Mis-adventure 1 Click here to learn more about Mijos and Homies at Mijos.com.
	Clarissa Explains: Zombie Attacks Clarissa has taken time out of her busy scedual of pretending to be Sabrina the Teenage Witch and explaining things to Foxy Mouse readers over on the Articles Page to tell us the story of what became of the Darling family after the show ended. I'm sure you all remember that Clarissa went off to college at the end of the show, but here's the tale of her fateful first visit home, and the horrors that befell the entire town! If you like zombies, and you like Clarissa, and if you like reading and looking at pictures, and you think you can handle all of those things at the exact same time, then this comic is for you.
	Family Ties vs Each Other I never saw the last episode of "Family Ties", so I spent all day trying to figure out how it went. Certain, dead-weight characters would have to be killed, that much seemed obvious. As soon as the Tina Yuthers character stopped being cute, the nation was just pretty much waiting to see her head devoured in a carnival of blood and insanity. No one could stand to watch some "last episode of 'Growing Pains'"-type pussy shit with this show. People just hated these characters too much. What was it, an annoying hippy, an annoying yuppy, an annoying soccer-mom, they were all such pain in the asses. People put on their rubber unitard, tied themselves to a chair, and watched the show to be tortured. And the show's finaly had to give them something back. So the question was, how would the writers introduce mayhem into this comfortable suburban setting, with these comfortable suburban asshole characters? After racking my brain all day and sacrificing a couple ducks in the park to the Overlord of the Madness Realm (whom I have a person relationship with), the answere became all too clear: Teenwolf! Fucking Teenwolf.
	Mr. T vs Mad Max My contribution to the "Mr. T vs..." phenomenon features the T lost in post-apocalyptic Austrailia, where he meets Mad Max, as well as the Ramones. Plus it contains an important public service message at the end, featuring me and, through the magic of MSPaint, billionair and walking conglomerate, Rupert Murdock! (Yay kids, the new issue of Rupert Murdock: Guy Who Owns Fox is out! Wow a hologram cover! He's the greatest! His super power is being clueless and rich!)
	Night of the Living Sophia The Golden Girls was the heart breaking story of four ancient crones picked to live in a house and have every bone creaking moment of their lives taped. Dorothy, Blanch, Rose, and of course, Sophia all shared a home in Florida where they lived out their last remaining days waiting for the void to open up and swallow them. What a great idea for a show! It was like hanging out in a regular earth nursing home, except for the fact that the Blanche character seemed to live on that bizarro earth that every Bill Murray character lives on, where ugly people can still constantly get laid. Check out the new companion to this comic, The Golden Girls Quote Factory

Copyright Tim Weinmann 2002