Here is the factory. Push the button to start the machine
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Random Golden Girls Quote Machine:
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Here the little sweatshop children of Indonesia work hard to turn out the finest, funniest quotes for use in the Golden Girls TV show. Exploit the children and entertain yourself by pushing the big red button and reading another nugget of hilarity from Sophia, Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and the rest of the gang. Be sure to wipe the blood off of your hands before going to the kitchen to fix a snack!
I got the quotes from the amazing Ultimate Golden Girls site. Go there to check out tons of pictures and even more quotes, learn fun facts, and play the "St. Olaf Game". Bone up on trivia and then challenge your friends with the Trivia Game, and when you beat their asses, grab their face and rub it on your groin and say, "Oh, who knows Rue? Who knows Bea? You like that? Huh? Do you like it?" That's what I did, and my friends tell me they've never respected me so much before. Then they go into their bedroom, slam the door, and stay their until I let myself out.