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| From: R. R. guist1st@hotmail.com Date: Wed. 26 December, 2001 Subject: Vitalyco Well, well aren't we a witty webpage maker? Its as if you were seanbaby, but without a picture of you meeting gary collman |
If I were Seanbaby, I wouldn't ever meet Gary Coleman. I wouldn't even have a webpage. I'd just eat pussey all day, and stare at my enormous balls. But whatever. |
| From: rasberryswirlgrrl@subdimension.com Date: Tues. 19 February, 2002 Subject: mmm, brains well, now that i have wasted a whole ten minutes of library time reading your new updates on your webpage, i figured i would just give you a shout out to say, muthafucka be all of in my grill :) e. |
Librarians, particularely librarians who grew up on the rough and tumble streets of Compton or the LBC, love this site. Being a librarian myself (seriously), I think it has something to do with a magical connection between all of us book-slinging heros of the literary world. Because you can go anywhere, if you go in your own heart. |
| From: Spencer Moorman xinf3@hotmail.com Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 Subject: something you and the rest of the world will make good use of. You think your so damn foxie right? WELL WRONG! HAHAHAHAHAaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... because, in order for you to be what I call a foxie chix , you need to know the basics... Basic #1. when i yell "damn it bitch, bring me a beer!" you better move your sweet little foxie ass to the fridge and get me another cold one before i slap you like your father did when your mother was foxie. ( no really, your mom waz foxie once, i should know, I fuxed her.(hahahahahaahhaaa)) Basic #2. the whole damn stinkin house should be nice and proper by the time i'm home. that includes but not limited to... my undies, the poo in the shower, the "kittie box", all the walls that somehow got vomitous on them last night, the figgin' monkey cage, and all those damn dishes. Basic #3 (but really included in the Basic #2 section, but so BASIC that it deserves it's own section) cleaning the frickin' dishes. now, because your on your way to be foxie, i don't expect there to be a bone o' common sence in your body, so i found you this little nugget of gold to ponder over. http://www.fridgemagnet.org.uk/kitchen.html master all the basics, and maybe, just maybe you'll one day be foxie. untill next time, love unkle Q |
MY GRANDMA BANGS THE POTS AND PANS! MY GRANDMA BANGS THE POTS AND PANS! MY GRANDMA BANGS THE POTS AND PANS! Thank you for the kind words unkle Q, who I would assume is a cat who walked across the keyboard and sent me this tasty pile of retarded nonsense. Keep up the good work! Nut! |
