Kung Fu Haiku
and
Ass Kickin Limmerickin Fun
My boss is quite old
He is also short and bald
He wants to fuck me
I once met a girl from Bel-Aire
Her body was covered with hair
We took a ride in her Blazer
With an electrical razor
And I puked when I found out she was Cher
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There once was an old man from Peru
He got a job at the zoo
He'd lay under the moon
With a stinky baboon
And giggle when his cum came out blue

More Haiku and Lymmericks
More infantile nonsense straight ahead!
It's magically stupid!