Kung Fu Haiku and Ass Kickin Limmerickin Fun |
My boss is quite old He is also short and bald He wants to fuck me |
I once met a girl from Bel-Aire Her body was covered with hair We took a ride in her Blazer With an electrical razor And I puked when I found out she was Cher |
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There once was an old man from Peru He got a job at the zoo He'd lay under the moon With a stinky baboon And giggle when his cum came out blue |