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Four Catholic ladies
are having coffee together. The first one tells her
friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls
him 'Father'." The second Catholic
woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your
Excellency'." The third Catholic
woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say,
'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic
woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle
"Well...?" She replies, "My
son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied male stripper. When he walks into a room,
people say, 'Oh my God...'."
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